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| Topic: My love is like a dimmer switch | |
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"i`m attracted to you like flies on sh!t"
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One time, I was reminded that I didn't have a vagina and she did.
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One time, I was reminded that I didn't have a vagina and she did. I'm sorry about that CB... but I didn't want to switch roles again with you.... |
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and I'm a fragile bulb.... My friends BF wrote this to her today because she said she was leaving him... What's the funniest thing someone said to you to try and make you stay with them? dude...you too huh??? 
I have never gone to the store so fast...just to get a pregnancy test  I was sweating it out for a bit there
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 i dont know but hi tina......i miss u.
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"I swear, I'll do everything in my power to fulfill your every sexual fantasy if you let me stay...even a threesome with our friend, "Sue"?"
She was SO clueless that she didn't even get it had absolutely NOTHING to do with *sex* on why I wanted her the h*ll out of my house and life!
I admit, I did have to think about it for a second. But, only a second...then I helped her pack her bags. 
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"I swear, I'll do everything in my power to fulfill your every sexual fantasy if you let me stay...even a threesome with our friend, "Sue"?"
She was SO clueless that she didn't even get it had absolutely NOTHING to do with *sex* on why I wanted her the h*ll out of my house and life!
I admit, I did have to think about it for a second. But, only a second...then I helped her pack her bags.
Is your name Jeff???? |
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im leaving you and have cheated on you for the last year !because your always working and your never here !
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im leaving you and have cheated on you for the last year !because your always working and your never here ! Uhm, ya, that's not exactly trying to get you back.... |
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"take me back i love you so much, lets try to work things out,im sorry." my reply to her was"thats why i don't want you back,cause your sorry."
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her: some things are worth fighting for....
me: i don't want to fight with you...
her: pay no attention to what i said....or did.... me: what else is there???? |
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You can keep the car, house and jewlery if you stay...
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and I'm a fragile bulb.... My friends BF wrote this to her today because she said she was leaving him... What's the funniest thing someone said to you to try and make you stay with them? Tell your friend to tell her ex-boyfriend that her love is like a lawnmower and his a$$ is grass. |
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