Topic: Seductive Question
uk1971's photo
Tue 10/21/08 08:38 AM
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he could bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently carress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?"
she asks softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually no,
he replies.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,"
She asks running her hands up and beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't,"
breathes the barman, clearly aroused.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,"
she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

oops sick bigsmile :banana:

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Tue 10/21/08 08:41 AM
ill ill ill ill ill ill

popcornncoke's photo
Tue 10/21/08 08:42 AM
:laughing: :laughing: That was a good one,I could almost see that.:laughing: :laughing: Hi Tom! Long Time....

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Tue 10/21/08 08:43 AM
sick sick sick laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Def03's photo
Thu 10/23/08 03:22 AM
gross!