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Topic: How to quit smoking in 5 and a half months...IMO
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Tue 10/21/08 12:55 AM
First you have to quit cold turkey. And I know it's like saying goodbye to your dear love, but do what I did, promise yourself that you will try smoking in 5 months, that way you know that if all else fails, just start again. the day you quit is bad, but not as bad as the second day. The third day is easy and I dont know why, but it is, then it just gets easier. Some days you want to tear your hair out, but dont do it. On the 2nd week of the fifth month, bum a cig from a friend or such and wait for a time that you used to love to smoke, and light up. I promise you that your lungs cant' hold it like it used to, and you will cough and cough, then you'll get the taste and the smell, and it will disgust you, surprisingly. But dont stop smoking it. Smoke the whole thing, dont stop. It will get you sick, and you will spend the next hour brushing your teeth and changing clothes cuz the ones you were wearing smelled like smoke, and you will be FREE! Tonight, I smoked that 5 and a half month cig at my favorite time, late at night when everyone is quiet and you have time to smoke, (and believe me, I questioned doing it at all, I didnt know if I still wanted it or not) and I lit up, and coughed and coughed. It was disgusting. I tried to enjoy it like I used to, but couldnt. The smell was unbearable. And believe me, ask any of my friends, if I can do it, you can too. I used to smoke 2 packs a week. I loved it and had no intention of stopping. Well, I hope this helps. Good Luck.

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Tue 10/21/08 12:55 AM
Edited by polaritybear on Tue 10/21/08 12:56 AM
Be quiet or Brandy will begin to bark*

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Tue 10/21/08 12:58 AM
I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.

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Tue 10/21/08 12:59 AM

I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


LOL! I had no problem in that perspective.:wink:

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Tue 10/21/08 12:59 AM

I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:00 AM


I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.


Ummm... I KNEW IT!!!!

I mean, who names their warrior 'Satelite'? Duh!

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Tue 10/21/08 01:03 AM



I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.


Ummm... I KNEW IT!!!!

I mean, who names their warrior 'Satelite'? Duh!


Satellite*

Search it there are tons spread out through the servers.

But its epic, I mean cant you picture a Dwarf full S4 gear with the mace just orbiting around a battlefield crushing faces. The tales spoken of Satellite have spread across the land like Byrus.

Blood elf....pffffft

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Tue 10/21/08 01:06 AM




I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.


Ummm... I KNEW IT!!!!

I mean, who names their warrior 'Satelite'? Duh!


Satellite*

Search it there are tons spread out through the servers.

But its epic, I mean cant you picture a Dwarf full S4 gear with the mace just orbiting around a battlefield crushing faces. The tales spoken of Satellite have spread across the land like Byrus.

Blood elf....pffffft



The only thing I can see orbiting the battlefield is failure. See, its' right there, oh wait, my mistake, its just a little dwarf named satellite being flung around like a rag doll by a Orc Warrior!

Alliance... pfffft

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Tue 10/21/08 01:06 AM
One would think just reading about how you quit would pull me back into dreamland, but alas, it's not the case.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:09 AM


I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


LOL! I had no problem in that perspective.:wink:


Then of course I'd always want the "after" cigarette.

Oh well!

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Tue 10/21/08 01:11 AM





I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.


Ummm... I KNEW IT!!!!

I mean, who names their warrior 'Satelite'? Duh!


Satellite*

Search it there are tons spread out through the servers.

But its epic, I mean cant you picture a Dwarf full S4 gear with the mace just orbiting around a battlefield crushing faces. The tales spoken of Satellite have spread across the land like Byrus.

Blood elf....pffffft



The only thing I can see orbiting the battlefield is failure. See, its' right there, oh wait, my mistake, its just a little dwarf named satellite being flung around like a rag doll by a Orc Warrior!

Alliance... pfffft


an Orc warrior*

I have raped many a face, be they Orc,Troll,Undead,Tauren, and yes Blood elfff pffffft.

But you shant forget my epic Tauren Druid, faction matters not to me, I will destroy no matter what side of the field I reside on.

Unless I am facing a S4 Pally, then I just /dance and wait to res.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:12 AM






I refuse to quit in this way unless I am steadily sexed for the first three months.


Well, if it will help you quit, Ill take one for the team.


Ummm... I KNEW IT!!!!

I mean, who names their warrior 'Satelite'? Duh!


Satellite*

Search it there are tons spread out through the servers.

But its epic, I mean cant you picture a Dwarf full S4 gear with the mace just orbiting around a battlefield crushing faces. The tales spoken of Satellite have spread across the land like Byrus.

Blood elf....pffffft



The only thing I can see orbiting the battlefield is failure. See, its' right there, oh wait, my mistake, its just a little dwarf named satellite being flung around like a rag doll by a Orc Warrior!

Alliance... pfffft


an Orc warrior*

I have raped many a face, be they Orc,Troll,Undead,Tauren, and yes Blood elfff pffffft.

But you shant forget my epic Tauren Druid, faction matters not to me, I will destroy no matter what side of the field I reside on.

Unless I am facing a S4 Pally, then I just /dance and wait to res.


Pwnd

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Tue 10/21/08 01:16 AM
Wow got really boring after hitting top 30 in 2v2 and 3v3.

Warhammer online imho


And the only way I'm quitting smoking is if sex at least once a day for an undetermined amount of time left to my discretion is part of the deal.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:18 AM

Wow got really boring after hitting top 30 in 2v2 and 3v3.

Warhammer online imho


And the only way I'm quitting smoking is if sex at least once a day for an undetermined amount of time left to my discretion is part of the deal.


Mail order bride?

Prostitute on retainer?


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Tue 10/21/08 01:21 AM

Wow got really boring after hitting top 30 in 2v2 and 3v3.

Warhammer online imho


And the only way I'm quitting smoking is if sex at least once a day for an undetermined amount of time left to my discretion is part of the deal.


You hit the slump in WoW. Gotta get back out there, maybe make a new char, druids are fun. But be sure to run Horde, alliance is too boring. And if its too hard for you, roll female, BE is the best, you get a lot of help being a female.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:25 AM
Mail order and 2$ hooker are both good suggestions.

As for wow, I had a 70 UD pvp assassination rogue and a female BE pve holy paladin, I raided on both characters up to BT and got my rogue to slot 25 on 2v2 and 19 on 3v3 in arena, so I kinda got bored with it.

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Tue 10/21/08 01:30 AM

Mail order and 2$ hooker are both good suggestions.

As for wow, I had a 70 UD pvp assassination rogue and a female BE pve holy paladin, I raided on both characters up to BT and got my rogue to slot 25 on 2v2 and 19 on 3v3 in arena, so I kinda got bored with it.


foot----> <------------Mouth

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Tue 10/21/08 01:32 AM
XD

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Tue 10/21/08 01:36 AM

First you have to quit cold turkey. And I know it's like saying goodbye to your dear love, but do what I did, promise yourself that you will try smoking in 5 months, that way you know that if all else fails, just start again. the day you quit is bad, but not as bad as the second day. The third day is easy and I dont know why, but it is, then it just gets easier. Some days you want to tear your hair out, but dont do it. On the 2nd week of the fifth month, bum a cig from a friend or such and wait for a time that you used to love to smoke, and light up. I promise you that your lungs cant' hold it like it used to, and you will cough and cough, then you'll get the taste and the smell, and it will disgust you, surprisingly. But dont stop smoking it. Smoke the whole thing, dont stop. It will get you sick, and you will spend the next hour brushing your teeth and changing clothes cuz the ones you were wearing smelled like smoke, and you will be FREE! Tonight, I smoked that 5 and a half month cig at my favorite time, late at night when everyone is quiet and you have time to smoke, (and believe me, I questioned doing it at all, I didnt know if I still wanted it or not) and I lit up, and coughed and coughed. It was disgusting. I tried to enjoy it like I used to, but couldnt. The smell was unbearable. And believe me, ask any of my friends, if I can do it, you can too. I used to smoke 2 packs a week. I loved it and had no intention of stopping. Well, I hope this helps. Good Luck.





2 packs a week?



you're such a light weight....



smokin smokin smokin

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Tue 10/21/08 01:42 AM


First you have to quit cold turkey. And I know it's like saying goodbye to your dear love, but do what I did, promise yourself that you will try smoking in 5 months, that way you know that if all else fails, just start again. the day you quit is bad, but not as bad as the second day. The third day is easy and I dont know why, but it is, then it just gets easier. Some days you want to tear your hair out, but dont do it. On the 2nd week of the fifth month, bum a cig from a friend or such and wait for a time that you used to love to smoke, and light up. I promise you that your lungs cant' hold it like it used to, and you will cough and cough, then you'll get the taste and the smell, and it will disgust you, surprisingly. But dont stop smoking it. Smoke the whole thing, dont stop. It will get you sick, and you will spend the next hour brushing your teeth and changing clothes cuz the ones you were wearing smelled like smoke, and you will be FREE! Tonight, I smoked that 5 and a half month cig at my favorite time, late at night when everyone is quiet and you have time to smoke, (and believe me, I questioned doing it at all, I didnt know if I still wanted it or not) and I lit up, and coughed and coughed. It was disgusting. I tried to enjoy it like I used to, but couldnt. The smell was unbearable. And believe me, ask any of my friends, if I can do it, you can too. I used to smoke 2 packs a week. I loved it and had no intention of stopping. Well, I hope this helps. Good Luck.





2 packs a week?



you're such a light weight....



smokin smokin smokin


uh, ty?

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