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| Topic: WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX!! | |
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WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX!!
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look; the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. Its O.K. when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you are. 5. Twenty years from now you’ll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX……………………… 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD AND GO BACK FOR SECONDS!!  
HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL !!!! |
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nice
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The number one response makes me feel like less of a slut now.
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as long as I get some candy, it's all good
 
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Finally a reason!
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Excellente!
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I rather go trick or tricking than SEX
you can always throw out the bad ones!!!
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indeed
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I knew I still went Trick or Treating for a reason...
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9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. but you only get 1 hour so there is no time for rest when you got a goal to meet |
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9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. but you only get 1 hour so there is no time for rest when you got a goal to meet Hummm why only one hour do you spend the rest of the time toilet papering houses instead shshhs see ya should be going after the candy instead
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dont forget the hunted houses yay!!
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I rather go trick or tricking than SEX you can always throw out the bad ones!!!
Hehehehe and save the good ones for last!!
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9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. but you only get 1 hour so there is no time for rest when you got a goal to meet Hummm why only one hour do you spend the rest of the time toilet papering houses instead shshhs see ya should be going after the candy instead
its like being with a prostitute, the trick or treaters are on the clock. around here they only get 1 hour to do their thing |
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9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. but you only get 1 hour so there is no time for rest when you got a goal to meet Hummm why only one hour do you spend the rest of the time toilet papering houses instead shshhs see ya should be going after the candy instead
its like being with a prostitute, the trick or treaters are on the clock. around here they only get 1 hour to do their thing
What happens after that hour they all turn into pumpkins?
Actually have never heard of a time limit I know there is not one here. But they are far and few between anymore.
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9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. but you only get 1 hour so there is no time for rest when you got a goal to meet Hummm why only one hour do you spend the rest of the time toilet papering houses instead shshhs see ya should be going after the candy instead
its like being with a prostitute, the trick or treaters are on the clock. around here they only get 1 hour to do their thing
What happens after that hour they all turn into pumpkins?
Actually have never heard of a time limit I know there is not one here. But they are far and few between anymore.
no, they turn into screaming little demonds because of all the sugar...lol |
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