Why did the little kid drink 8 cokes????

Because he wanted to burp 7 up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Oh that was a cute one any more

hmmmm. well there is my old standby

3 indians and a ballerina went out one day to learn to hunt... the chief sent one indian out and he came back a few minutes later and said "me look for tracks me find tracks me kill rabbitt" the second one went out and a few minutes later he came back and said " me look for tracks me find tracks me kill moose...." well the ballerina went out came back 4 hours later dress all torn and bleeding and chief ask "what happened to you?" SHe cried and said " me look for tracks me find tracks me get hit by train"