Try this: On your way home from work, stop at your
Pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson Be very
Sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
Draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not
Be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
In your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
Thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface
So that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun
Part begins .
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Is personally tested and then sanitized. ' Now, close
Your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer quality control department
At Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT
THAN YOURS!

OMG! u mean i can actually get PAID to stick objects in my arse? i'm emailing my resume now