Topic: Why we love Children.... | |
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1) A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" She asked him. "Because I pissed in it's ear, and it didn't move." answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT???!!!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy," I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." |
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LMAO, out of the mouths of babes |
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