A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.

He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
So he says, "Ms.Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy aboat and and go on
a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to
borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The banker asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit
Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he
has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall! Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consults with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to
know you and wants to borrow $30,000,and he wants to use this as
collateral.
"She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

(Are you ready???)


"The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack,
Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

So funny

A little girl walks up to her grandfather and and says:
"Can you make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa says:
"Honey why do you want me to do that?"
And the little girls says:
"Well daddy says that when you croak, we all get to go to
Disney World!"

funny...

suede that was so
funny

omg a great one thanx