Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play
two sports
and either take music
or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must
take care of his 3 kids;
k eep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
and complete science projects,
cook , do laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.

In addition, each man
will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.

Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out
on time--no emailing.

Each man must also
take each child to a doctor's appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.

He must make
one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child
to th e Urgent Care.

He must also
make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable
at all times.

The men will only
have access to television
when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done.

The men must
shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn t hemselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
slow down from other duties.

They must attend
weekly school meetings,
church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon
at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to
read a book to the kids
each night and in the morning,
feed them , dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the fo llowing information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island
based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over
and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!

They can't do it!!!!

Believe me I do it all as well as earning a living as well as doing their homework with them and no fast foods in our joint (only once a month) but I admit they are twins of seven year old boys. save the make up bit

Oh, yes, there's men like Robert.

Bring it Ladies.

Worked 40 hrs a wk, did all that stuff and got an Assoc. Degree RN too. It took me 4 and 1/2 yrs though.
But I only had two kids.
We were trying to figure out the last round of dentists appts. when all of a sudden I said wait a minute, you're 17 and have a drivers license, you can drive yourself. Oh man is that cool!!!!
We had appts at the same time.

The bad news is less 'one on one time' with my oldest.

I think I'm in love.....a man that took care of the kids, house and still became a nurse....(swoon)

That's M. Michiganman.

Can I get his number I want a few private lessons......

I'm not allowed to give it out.

d*mn had to try......

as funny as you find this.....you have never met my ex!!!
on behalf of all fathers, I am offended.
everyones story is different...........I bet even yours

Psssst....it's under jokes.

M.Winx

thats a good idea if the woman ahs to go to work in a dead end job that depresses you then has to come home and listen to the hubby complain about HIS day. lmao. good joke though. ;)