A little boy is sitting on the front steps of the church with a bottle of turpentine. He is swishing it around in the glass bottle, just watching the bubbles when the priest sits down next to him with a small bottle of holy water.

"Son, did you know this is the most powerful substance known to man?" the priest asks.

"Really?" asked the boy. "What can it do?"

The priest answers."Why, if you spread this on the belly of a pregnant woman, she'll pass a healthy child."

The boy replied."Sorry padre, but thats nothing. If you spread some of this on a cats a**, he can pass a motorcycle!"