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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 116 | |
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you can use luke warm wax
"His name was Rico, he wore a diamond" |
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Mon 10/13/08 09:01 AM
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would you let me send you sand so you could pour it down the crack of your azzzzzzzzzz????
For your life is so wonderful and you could really use it!! 
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despite my lack of sound judgment, i know you will support me to my own detriment .....
sand will exfoliate my crack, nicely |
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 you chaffed my Butt   
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Dear diary the word of the day is SANDPAPERINYOURAZZCRACK~~~
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 409 AND THE NUMBER H!
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May I pour salt on your open wound????
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only if it is kosher sea salt from the middle east, otherwise my purity might be compromised
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May I pour hot gravy on your back???
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ummmmm, as long as it isn't beef gravy......then i'm ok with it.....will your Pu$$Y cat lick it off me...???
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May I burn your nose hairs with my bic lighter???
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dd- be back later to play !
my bike wont run right ......have to take it in have it looked at ! 
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May I put a mouse in your gas tank???
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Goooooooooooood Morning!
How is everyone today?? 
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May I put 45 ice cubes down your pants???
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My my my
45 ice cubes woohoo....chilleroo shriveled turtleneck brrrr |
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front or back?
May I put 45 ice cubes down your pants???
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May I dip your toes in hot coffee?
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front or back? May I put 45 ice cubes down your pants???
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in that case, yes!
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