Topic: Dan's 2000th Post....
Lily0923's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:19 PM

You guys are trying to get this thread moved to sex and dating aren't you? laugh


There are certain people on this site (NOT ME :angel: ) who seem to make everything about sex..

Shame shame is their name.....:angel:

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:22 PM
Everything ISNT about sex?

Lily0923's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:23 PM

Everything ISNT about sex?


No, ask Myrtlebeachdude about staining his deck and his deck envy...It was one of my finer moments in Mingle history....

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:24 PM
Why would i go ask him?

Im too busy thinking about sex to go do that.

no photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:26 PM

Everything ISNT about sex?


Much of it is about cardboard. And llamas.


Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:29 PM
Please dont say llama and cardboard in the same sentence again, i am at work and wont get a chance to masturbate until i get home

Lily0923's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:29 PM
Dan, I just got a text from Andy, he says he has a big german sausage in him, should I be worried?

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:31 PM

Dan, I just got a text from Andy, he says he has a big german sausage in him, should I be worried?


You should always be worried about Andy.

cottonelle's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:31 PM

Dan, I just got a text from Andy, he says he has a big german sausage in him, should I be worried?

sounds like hes got to take a dump

no photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:32 PM

Please dont say llama and cardboard in the same sentence again, i am at work and wont get a chance to masturbate until i get home


....can't have one without the other....


Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:41 PM


Please dont say llama and cardboard in the same sentence again, i am at work and wont get a chance to masturbate until i get home


....can't have one without the other....




I know. But please refrain from mentioning it or i will be fored to put on a show for the cctv camera that are pointing at me.

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:43 PM


Dan, I just got a text from Andy, he says he has a big german sausage in him, should I be worried?

sounds like hes got to take a dump


Ohhh noooooooo is this gonna turn into another dump thread noway

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:50 PM



Dan, I just got a text from Andy, he says he has a big german sausage in him, should I be worried?

sounds like hes got to take a dump


Ohhh noooooooo is this gonna turn into another dump thread noway


You cant have too many dump threads!

Mind you, if you really want to read about sh1t, read what the religious people are saying in the religion forums! They are the best at it by far!

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:53 PM
That's okay Dan I only venture in there when I have to only. Shshshssh you could start WWIII in there no thanks I will stay out here with the fart and dump threads shshssnoway :laughing:

jtip1977's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:54 PM


You cant have too many dump threads!

Mind you, if you really want to read about sh1t, read what the religious people are saying in the religion forums! They are the best at it by far!


LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

cottonelle's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:57 PM

That's okay Dan I only venture in there when I have to only. Shshshssh you could start WWIII in there no thanks I will stay out here with the fart and dump threads shshssnoway :laughing:

i could stir things up in the religous threads that will keep you busy...lol

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 10/10/08 12:58 PM


That's okay Dan I only venture in there when I have to only. Shshshssh you could start WWIII in there no thanks I will stay out here with the fart and dump threads shshssnoway :laughing:

i could stir things up in the religous threads that will keep you busy...lol


Hey be nice this is the weekend almost don't do me any favors right now okay wait till I leave for a while would ya:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

cottonelle's photo
Fri 10/10/08 01:00 PM



That's okay Dan I only venture in there when I have to only. Shshshssh you could start WWIII in there no thanks I will stay out here with the fart and dump threads shshssnoway :laughing:

i could stir things up in the religous threads that will keep you busy...lol


Hey be nice this is the weekend almost don't do me any favors right now okay wait till I leave for a while would ya:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

now i just have to...lol

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 10/10/08 01:01 PM
oops me and my big mouth I will get you back ya know that right lmao :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Dan99's photo
Fri 10/10/08 01:08 PM
OK, my next post after this will be number 2000...

im gonna make it a good one..