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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 115
longhairbiker's photo
Mon 10/06/08 04:56 PM
I got the cold sweats. Feel like I got beat up.

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 09:16 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwwww ,
my poor lil guy puked an dry heaved allll day
poor lil muffin

I feel icky an exhausted an dizzy toooo

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 09:27 PM
"GREEN EGGS AND HAM"

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE?

I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE?
WOULD YOU LIKE THEN WITH A MOUSE?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU EAT THEM IN A BOX?
WOULD YOU EAT THEM WITH A FOX?

NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I WOULD NOT EAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR?
EAT THEM! EAT THEM! HERE THEY ARE.

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR.

YOU MAY LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE.
YOU MAY LIKE THEM IN A TREE!

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE.
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN!
COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN?

NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! SAM! LET ME BE!
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX.
I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT EAT GREEM EGGS AND HAM.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK!
WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN THE DARK.

WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN.
NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM, YOU SEE.
NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX.
NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!

YOU DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, WITH A GOAT?

I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT WITH A GOAT!

WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT?

I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT.
I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, WITH A GOAT.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN THE RAIN.
NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE!
NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
I WILL NOT EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM.

YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY.
TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY.
TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY.

sAM! IF YOU LET ME BE,
I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE.

(... and he tries them ...)

SAY! I LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
I DO! I LIKE THEM, SAM-I-AM!
AND I WOULD EAT THEM IN A BOAT.
AND I WOULD EAT THEM WITH A GOAT...
AND I WILL EAT THEM, IN THE RAIN.
AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN.
AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE.
THEY ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE!
SO I WILL EAT THEM IN A BOX.
AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A FOX.
AND I WILL EAT THEM IN A HOUSE.
AND I WILL EAT THEM WITH A MOUSE.
AND I WILL EAT THEM HERE AND THERE.
SAY! I WILL EAT THEM ANYWHERE!
I DO SO LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
THANK YOU! THANK YOU, SAM I AM.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:16 PM
Thanx for the green eggs and ham. I just puked in my garbage can. I'm so sore.

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:20 PM
I'm so sore. Everything in my body hurts.

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:24 PM
my lil guy has been puking since 10:30 this mornin frown poor lil guy , i'll bet his ribs are sore from heaving
I know what its like when your real sick frown
his lil face turns all red an he's wretching an so on an he doesnt know how to blow his nose so he's got boogers in there ...an prolly other stuff frown

awwwwwwwwwwwwfrown


maybe try what I just gave him , a 1/4 of a gravol ? (you take a whole one)an some canada dry (gingerale)flowerforyou

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:29 PM
lucy, im home !:laughing:

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:30 PM
SEND THE BLUE PRINTS FOR THE ARC!!!
TELL THE ANIMALS TO START LINING UP TWO BY TWO !!!
TELL NOAH TO PUT ON THE TEA KETTLE !!!
ITS RAINING CATS AN DOGS AN ELEPHANTS OUT THERE!!!
noway

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:31 PM
DESI !?!? is that youuuuuuu???????indifferent

buttons's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:31 PM
dear diary i need to get away... i want to ride aside chevy and put my pedal to the medal!laugh

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:32 PM
i dont think you can keep up with me button's ????:laughing:

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:34 PM

dear diary i need to get away... i want to ride aside chevy and put my pedal to the medal!laugh


VROOOOOOOOOOOOM VROOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
wanna race?!?!?!?
see just WHO can PEDAL FASTER?!?!?pitchfork shades

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:35 PM
sure, but there is one promblem purple....
i dont have to pedal !:laughing:

buttons's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:37 PM
dear diary im having a bad night oh yes i could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont wanna smoke just want a speed rush< u know the 4 wheeler kind, or perhaps a race in my corvette? lmao! i love a challenge even though i lose sometimes its still that rush i need to have in my lifelaugh :smile: :wink: bring on it to me chevy!!!:wink: flowerforyou and if i lose teach me a few things thats a rush enough for me!flowerforyou flowerforyou smooched

purplecat's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:38 PM
triicycle tricycle tricycle
I want to ride my tricycle tricycle tricycle
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride my trike
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I dont like star wars
You say rolls I say royce
You say God give me a choice
You say lord I say christ
I dont believe in peter pan
Frankenstein or superman
All I wanna do is

tricycle tricycle triiiicycle
I want to ride my tricycle tricycle tricycle
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride my trike
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls theyll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
tricycle race tricycle race tricycle race
tricycle tricycle tricyi want to ride my tricycle
triiiicycle triiicycle trrriiiicycle
triiicycle race

buttons's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:39 PM
chevy im experienced in the car side.... lol ok u lose one ill lose the 4 wheeler one since i went 2 times!laugh laugh smooched

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:39 PM
I haven't felt this drained in years. And I gotta work regardless.

buttons's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:40 PM
n sorry but dont think u will win me in the car race hun!~laugh laugh :wink:

buttons's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:41 PM

I haven't felt this drained in years. And I gotta work regardless.
oh yea? im thinking i an make u feel drained hunny!laugh laugh laugh :wink:

chevylover1965's photo
Mon 10/06/08 10:41 PM
1.well, hun you need a bigger bike !
2. stay away from honda's they are geared to low..
3.practice,practice,pratice
4.im good but not that good !flowerforyou

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