CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

Wait....I don't know why I am laughing. I am losing my assssss!

it's sad, isn't it

It's a laugh or cry kinda situation.
Since I'm pretty close to insane now, I might as well go with the hysterical laughter!

FOR THE PEOPLE BY THE PEOPLE, SCREW THE PEOPLE..

LOVE YOUR NEW DICTIONARY FOR WALL STREET...

sure is applicable now

new name for wall street..


AREA 51


maybe its an ALIEN CONSPIRACY...LOL

McCain sorta reminds me of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings movies, next time you see him, think of Gollum.

OH, and Hillary Clinton is a shape shifting reptillian, who feeds on virgin blood and the rotting corpse of Vince Foster to keep her and her old man (Grey Alien Bill) out of the dark abyss and in US political sphere.

Interesting how you mentioned REPTILIANS.

Did you ever read about where the movie/tv show "V" got it's story from?

Interesting.

MARKET ORDER= easy commission

LIMIT ORDER=no sale

You know, I hadn't. Care to share?

I do remember one of my favorite actors, Robert Englund was in it.

FASCISM IN AMERICA?

"It Can't Happen Here" is a novel by Sinclair Lewis published in 1935. It features a newspaperman struggling against the fascist regime of President "Buzz" Windrip, who resembles a Kansas evangelist whose far-right views earned him the nickname "The Jayhawk Nazi".

It serves as a warning that political movements akin to Nazism can come to power in countries such as the United States when people blindly support their leaders.

A 1968 television movie, "It Can't Happen Here" was produced by Screen Gems as a pilot for a series loosely based on this book. At the time it was decried by critics as preposterous, since Americans would never allow the events and situations in the film to occur.

Inspired by the book, director–producer Kenneth Johnson wrote an adaptation titled Storm Warnings, in 1982. The script was presented to NBC, for production as a television mini-series, but the NBC executives rejected the initial version, claiming it was too 'cerebral' for the average American viewer.

To make the script more marketable, the American fascists were re-cast as anthropophagic extraterrestrials, taking the story into the realm of science fiction. The new, re-cast story was the mini-series "V", which premiered on May 3, 1983.