Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife and
two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:




Democrat's Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me,
or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes,
have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate
this with some friends for few days
and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:


BANG!


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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG !< /B>
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the Winchester Silver tips or hollow points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!!

A few months ago I would have found that funny.

Strange that most of us would immediately engage a terrorist...

But seem to constantly put a thief in the seats of our government.

Whats up with that!

Bang.

We never have the ideal candidate; But this time around, Mc Cain is the one !!!!!

LUV your Pic my man.

So what is the joke other than you?

So I am guessing that you are a Lib.

card carrying Commie...!