Everything starts with letters
Back and forth we write
He lets me know his desires
Tells me he is a very
Good Christian man
Looking for a woman
Who loves the Lord.

He continues on about
Our relationship's success
How his heart swells
Walking in the clouds
His undeniable feelings
Bursting out of control
With every breath.

He will make me feel
On top of the world
So the angels in heaven
Hide their faces because
I am more beautiful than they.
That being with me
Will feel like the whole
Heaven's falling down
Just for him.

I write that with the
Level of emotion he feels
Surely we must speak
So call me in person
Since you want us to progress
And bring God's fulfillment
To your life.

And no calls come.
And I feel ashamed
For participating at all
In this farce of Christian love
And my stupid belief in words.
And his behavior turns out
To be the unholiest of all.

I'm thinking maybe
He should have a talk
With the Lord
About seeking forgiveness
For sending generic emails
To unsuspecting women
Asking them to pray
For the two of you
All the while hedging
His bets on which
One, two, three or four
Sparkle in his eyes
A little brighter
While he strings them along.

And I slap my hand
Against my forehead
The red flag was there
Because whenever someone
Tells me what a good
Christian they are
I end up getting screwed.
So give me a good heathen man
Any day that says what he means
And does what he says.

I'll leave the bible reading
To him, so he can
Find a passage to twist
To justify his actions
That I find the
Unholiest of all
And this letter
I end like all
His letters to me
God bless you
And I do mean it
Because God knows
He needs it.

Gentle kiss to the hand print on her forehead. Ray Stevens song, "Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on his Television Sh----o---w" comes to mind. If it sounds, feels, and smells like BS----Ah-HAAAAA valk avay, unless looking for worms to go fishing. If looking for worms to go fishing, you're in the right place keep diggin around................

Wow... Wow... and Wow...

I don't know what else to say
worth repeating myself another three times.



I'm feeling inspired.

thanks for making me laugh Wench, mama always says if it looks too good to be true, it probably is

Another great write (((P)))

thanks d4tc