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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sun 09/28/08 12:27 PM
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I want to dedicate this song to MY FUTURE EX WIFE.
I know she’s lurking on this web site somewhere and all though we haven’t met yet, I just wanted to let her know that I just got a promotion at work and a new car. So, Honey who ever you are , I hope you enjoy the money you haven’t really earned and my car and house when we split up...you Rotten Bi%tch. just remember I get to keep the dog…. Peace love and restraining orders to you all ...Now sing it boys...... In My Life Lennon/McCartney There are places I remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain All these places had their moments With lovers and friends I still can recall Some are dead and some are living In my life I've loved them all But of all these friends and lovers there is no one compares with you And these memories lose their meaning When I think of love as something new Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more Though I know I'll never lose affection For people and things that went before I know I'll often stop and think about them In my life I love you more In my life I love you more |
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The Beatles!!!
 
Are we playing Name that tune??? 
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The Beatles!!!
Are we playing Name that tune???
Is that a man,women or ompalumpa in your pic? |
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The Beatles!!!
Are we playing Name that tune???
Is that a man,women or ompalumpa in your pic?
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<---just practicing being your ex wife!!!
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sun 09/28/08 12:31 PM
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The Beatles!!!
Are we playing Name that tune???
Is that a man,women or ompalumpa in your pic?
You got a Nice rack and a hot huge rump...and a bad attitude...you could be my first ex.....GIVE IT TO ME BABBY....I'm Rick James Bi%tch!!! |
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Tell me the sex was great and all will be forgiven!!!
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sun 09/28/08 12:32 PM
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 Tell me the sex was great and all will be forgiven!!!
The sex was great....with my secretary.  
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The sex was great........
with your brother!!!
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LOL Darlin this is for your future ex-wife...................................................."I am glad you hold me in such high esteem. It was always my goal to put up with your attitude just long enough to get your car and whatever else came along with the job you always loved more than me. Please take your mangey dog, he is old, tired, can't commuincate any better than you can, and a predictor of what you are going to be in a few years. I really don't need two dogs pissing on the carpet. I will send you a post card from my honeyingmoon with the great guy I found while you were whineing on line. "
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The sex was great........ with your brother!!!
That was Dirty Girls line and I gave it to her...you ripped me off. You are my ex wife!!!!! |
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Son......this is your mom!!! Could you please pick me up from Kmart???? I need a ride!!!
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LOL Darlin this is for your future ex-wife...................................................."I am glad you hold me in such high esteem. It was always my goal to put up with your attitude just long enough to get your car and whatever else came along with the job you always loved more than me. Please take your mangey dog, he is old, tired, can't commuincate any better than you can, and a predictor of what you are going to be in a few years. I really don't need two dogs pissing on the carpet. I will send you a post card from my honeyingmoon with the great guy I found while you were whineing on line. " NICE!!!! |
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ROFLMBO Gypsy it is like they are dueling with nerf swords when they get into it with you. TOOOOOOOOOOO funny.
You know I am just messing with you on the Ex-wife stick right? Congrats if you really got a new car and a promotion. Life can be better after divorce. |
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sun 09/28/08 12:49 PM
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Son......this is your mom!!! Could you please pick me up from Kmart???? I need a ride!!!
First off Mom’s been dead for 15 years and she would never have been caught dead in KMART. HEY A FUNNY ^^^^^^^ So, if she did call me from KMART I would be , to say the least, Astonished and I would almost surely stop drinking a 12 pack of BUD and a Pint of Jack D'S a day....almost...maybe ...Naaaaaaaaaaa....... |
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Edited by
GOALLTHEWAY
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Sun 09/28/08 12:54 PM
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ROFLMBO Gypsy it is like they are dueling with nerf swords when they get into it with you. TOOOOOOOOOOO funny. You know I am just messing with you on the Ex-wife stick right? Congrats if you really got a new car and a promotion. Life can be better after divorce. I thought you could recognize bull s%it when you saw it. See now when we split up, because I am the smarter one, I will be taking everything...enjoy living in that dumpster hun..... |
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LOL Darlin this is for your future ex-wife...................................................."I am glad you hold me in such high esteem. It was always my goal to put up with your attitude just long enough to get your car and whatever else came along with the job you always loved more than me. Please take your mangey dog, he is old, tired, can't commuincate any better than you can, and a predictor of what you are going to be in a few years. I really don't need two dogs pissing on the carpet. I will send you a post card from my honeyingmoon with the great guy I found while you were whineing on line. " You already have a husband...I looked at your profile. You’re not into that kinky three way stuff are ya???????? Cuzzz… I am but it has to be you and another chic... no other guys junk is getting near my junk.... |
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