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Topic: koury said she will be back in a bit
Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Wed 10/08/08 11:39 AM Edited by Pink_lady on Wed 10/08/08 11:44 AM
Phil was working down the sewers, in the distance he spotted a turd coming towards him. He said to work colleague 'Ah-ha here comes one of my darling Kourys turds' 'How do you know thats hers' the colleague said. 'its got my sandwiches tied to it' Brussels pate?!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 12:26 PM
nah they were marmite and gravy flavoured. Gravy was on the chunk side though.

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Wed 10/08/08 01:53 PM
Koury's Chinese friend thinks it is very runny..

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 10/08/08 05:04 PM
You racist, you shouldnt laugh at jokes like that! lol!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 10/09/08 01:42 PM
Can I get an update on Kourey's status for the day? I need to fill in the pie chart. mmmmm pie.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 10/09/08 01:47 PM
shes missing in action at the moment

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 10/09/08 01:49 PM
Actually she is messing in Acton, which is a small town in Illinois.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 10/09/08 01:53 PM
koury was explaing lastnight why turds are taperd at the ends, its so your butt hole dont slam shut

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Thu 10/09/08 01:53 PM
Actually she is messing in Acton, which is a small town in Illinois. Wa it named after Debrah Messing?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 10/09/08 02:10 PM
Well, im not from there, and i have never heard of her.. Ask Koury when she finshes messing!

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Thu 10/09/08 03:40 PM
koury was explaing lastnight why turds are taperd at the ends, its so your butt hole dont slam shut you absolutely scare me Phil.. ..I can just see you sitting there on the toilet contemplating this concept..

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 10/09/08 04:15 PM
koury was explaing lastnight why turds are taperd at the ends, its so your butt hole dont slam shut you absolutely scare me Phil.. ..I can just see you sitting there on the toilet contemplating this concept.. you scare me. your imagining me sitting on the toilet

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 10/09/08 04:22 PM
I bet you look all cute on there Phil, with your trousers down around those sexy little ankles..

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Thu 10/09/08 04:31 PM
I bet you look all cute on there Phil, with your trousers down around those sexy little ankles..

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 10/09/08 04:33 PM
ok, this is getting scary

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 10/09/08 04:37 PM
Phils starting to look all vulnerable. That just gets me going more! lol

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Fri 10/10/08 04:20 PM
koury....i mean pooping girl should be here soon

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Fri 10/10/08 05:07 PM
koury....i mean pooping girl should be here soon

feralcatlady Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 35491	Fri 10/10/08 05:16 PM
(((((((koury)))))))))

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Fri 10/10/08 05:37 PM
you feel 10Lbs liter now, koury?