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Topic: koury said she will be back in a bit
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 12:07 PM
now 2:59 and still no word from her I think i saw her take War & Peace in there with her, i think she is settling down for a marathon poop.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sat 10/04/08 12:13 PM
She needs fiber then.... It shouldn't take so long.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 12:23 PM
Actually the toilet is made out of glass fibre, to reduce its weight. With the weight of a normal toilet combined with the weight of poop, Koury had crashed through the floor a couple of times into her kitchen.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 12:25 PM
now 3:23 wish i could stick around to see when she finally gets done to post here but i got to go. just got a call that my moms in the hospital and thats all i was told sorry, got to go keep this thread going...lol

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 12:32 PM
I hope all is ok Phli. If Koury is any longer i think we should call the fire brigade.

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 01:56 PM
Oh, he is SUCH a turd!!...he knows I wasn't home.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 02:48 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house?

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 02:54 PM
her home away from home

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 03:04 PM
Some people use the saying 'Home sweet home', Koury says 'Throne sweet throne'..

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sat 10/04/08 03:05 PM
Phil, is your mom alright?

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 03:05 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno..

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 03:15 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. You need some backdoor plumbing to sort your problem out!

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 03:23 PM
Phil, is your mom alright? dont really know yet, but it wont be anything i`m gonna post about

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 10/04/08 03:24 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 10/04/08 04:29 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead.

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 04:33 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead. what makes this even even funnier is that I live in an apartment..I wonder what my neighbors think of my lil outhouse out there in the parking lot? lmao

mischievouskttn Joined Fri 11/02/07 Posts: 614	Sat 10/04/08 04:35 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead. Wanna know what reaaaally happened to your kitchen sink, Phil?

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 04:35 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 10/04/08 04:39 PM
Maybe he thought you said you were going to the outhouse rather than out OF the house? we have indoor plumbing here in Illinois, yanno.. so the outhouse is just a back up? Well she got it built as a backup a couple of years ago. She needed to go, but her uncle was visiting and had a case of the runs himself. He was on the loo, and Koury couldnt hold it, she had to go in the kitchen sink instead.

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Sat 10/04/08 04:44 PM
i doubt the sink is a good place unless its just a hole.