Topic: LUV2ROCKNROLL is having a BIRTHDAY!!! | |
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Happy Birthday
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 09/27/08 05:59 PM
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luv2roknroll<<<<opening more presents...
A FUR G STRING...OMG...YOU SHOULDNT HAVE..YOU GUYS ARE TOO MUCH... so I got 1)A vibrating butt plug 2)A whip 3)Furry handcuffs 4)and a fur G string... 5) golden rings.. 4) calling birds 3) french hens 2) turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree!!!! F_CKIN A!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS!!! |
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Its MY party!!! Ill get naked if I want to!!!
ITS TIME FOR "HOT OIL STRIP TWISTER" EVERYONE!!!!! I told you it was gonna get crazy up in here...did I studder??? |
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Give her something edgy Tina. She's a freak.
OUR freak but alas, a freak indeed |
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Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles
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Its MY party!!! Ill get naked if I want to!!! ITS TIME FOR "HOT OIL STRIP TWISTER" EVERYONE!!!!! I told you it was gonna get crazy up in here...did I studder??? ....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday....... |
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Here's a present for you from me...
...a guitar-shaped dildo. (how's that for combining interests? ) It has buttons that when you press it plays: 1) Rock Around the Clock 2) You Shook Me All Night Long and 3) Whole Lotta Love NOPE!!! Im not tellin you who sent me that...but ill give you all a clue...HES SMOKIN HOT!!!!!!AND HES HERE ON MINGLE!!!!!!! |
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Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles |
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Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles |
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Show us your rack please.
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You have a show? Yep, it's a musical/stand-up comedy/male stripper combo. Tickets are on sale now No takers for my one-man show? Did I mention I also do private performances? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 09/27/08 06:15 PM
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....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday....... 1)Never half-azz do anything!!! 2)Anything worth doing is worth doing right!! 3)Drive it till the wheels fall off!! |
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You have a show? Yep, it's a musical/stand-up comedy/male stripper combo. Tickets are on sale now No takers for my one-man show? Did I mention I also do private performances? |
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....sounds like you're really havin' a serious f**kin' bitrhday....... 1)Never half-azz do anything!!! 2)Anything worth doing is worth doing right!! 3)Drive it till the wheels fall off!! Needless to say, you're THERE, Babe..... |
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Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles |
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Show us your rack please. |
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Yeah baby...but only for the Bday girl...right??? Now cmere!! Of course, the birthday girl gets a free show. Just follow me into this little private room, away from the crowd... |
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Roberta I wanna learn to work the stripper pole.It's the new way to tone up.I'm assuming this party has strippers poles |
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be careful of his wammy bar.
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