Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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But my fridge is clean. Got secret cookies in there behind the beer. Cheese got eaten.
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I used to enjoy Christmas fruitcake.
Until my grandma told me that it improves with age...to let it sit for a few months. I switched to Ramen noodles while waiting, and never went back. |
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But my fridge is clean. Got secret cookies in there behind the beer. Cheese got eaten. I barely eat here.... |
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I used to enjoy Christmas fruitcake. Until my grandma told me that it improves with age...to let it sit for a few months. I switched to Ramen noodles while waiting, and never went back. |
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I used to bake alot..........had the house decorated for all the holidays........guess who works on christmas day???------?>
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Volunteered to work holidays.
No reason not to. Except my boss sucks up all the high-pay holdiay time at work. |
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<----trades purple a block of old forte frommage for some spiced gouda and a tallywacker!!!
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Dear diary, yours in psychobabble chaos, scarlett dumbtwat.
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ewwwwwwwww...man!
That bowl of Cheddar popcorn tasted like last year's roadkill!! Painted with yellow stripes!!! |
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<----trades purple a block of old forte frommage for some spiced gouda and a tallywacker!!! tallywacker??!! the REAL tallywacker, by medical definition... ...or did I miss a double-entendre?? |
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What's with that chic? She neurotic as f*ck or what? Queen of the "What do you mean by that?" doo whacka doo whacka doo.
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Dear diary, yours in psychobabble chaos, scarlett dumbtwat. |
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What's with that chic? She neurotic as f*ck or what? Queen of the "What do you mean by that?" doo whacka doo whacka doo. |
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Don't we all have a freind who was born without a sense of humor, anal retentive, takes anything anyone says literally, and is stuck in defensive crank mode?
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is that the parmeson or do I smell feet?
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That wierd woman who signs every one of her f*cking posts- "Yours in chaos, scarlett".
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thats my feet but they were soaking in parmesan palmolive earlier......Mmmmmmmmmm!!!
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That wierd woman who signs every one of her f*cking posts- "Yours in chaos, scarlett". |
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That wierd woman who signs every one of her f*cking posts- "Yours in chaos, scarlett". some women just have to mentally be on top...to enjoy the relationship...maybe that's it. |
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a tally wacker is a tally wacker........purple and I both have them!!! All canadian women do!!!
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