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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113 | |
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Nobody has viewed me
 i am just going to go set in this Conner-------------------------------->
Until one of the readers do 
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Im stealth!!!
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Im stealth!!!
  
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dear diary.......who is going to clean my house, do my dishes, pay my bills, laundry, buy groceries and and and.........
 I think I need another "me" to do all those things so I can lay around and do nothing!!
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dear diary.......who is going to clean my house, do my dishes, pay my bills, laundry, buy groceries and and and......... I think I need another "me" to do all those things so I can lay around and do nothing!!
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dear diary.......who is going to clean my house, do my dishes, pay my bills, laundry, buy groceries and and and......... I think I need another "me" to do all those things so I can lay around and do nothing!!
 
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dear diary.......who is going to clean my house, do my dishes, pay my bills, laundry, buy groceries and and and......... I think I need another "me" to do all those things so I can lay around and do nothing!!
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I should just go to DATEamidget.com
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I should just go to DATEamidget.com
why they are already on here wanting you
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I should just go to DATEamidget.com
why they are already on here wanting you
 
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Cheese
bread pop condoms soup toilet paper fire retardant cat food dynamite brown sugar |
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Cheese bread pop condoms soup toilet paper fire retardant cat food dynamite brown sugar |
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Edited by
Hajimemashite
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Tue 09/30/08 11:40 AM
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I took my troubles down to Madame Rue
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth<-----
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion Number Nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine ------ guitar solo ------ I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine Love Potion Number Nine |
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I have that song!!!!
I like all crappy music!!!
Ughhhhhhhhhh I guess I should get out of my jammies and face the world!!  
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The 2nd word of the day is OVERWHELMED~!!!BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 25 AND THE NUMBER W!!!
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Dear diary.......I wish I could just brush my hair and it would go down and look nice!!! But ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo!!!! I had to be born with crazy hair!!!
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* after sitting quietly in corner watching the world ROTATE past, jumps up to YELL ???? " We're ALL goin' to DISNEY LAND " and collapses in the corner **
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* after sitting quietly in corner watching the world ROTATE past, jumps up to YELL ???? " We're ALL goin' to DISNEY LAND " and collapses in the corner **  and then we go there 
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WOO HOO OK I'm in .. can it be somewhere warm like mmmmmmm UTAH ??..
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 OK then ... this excitment is getting to me .. gotta go feed the littlin's LOL
caio 
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