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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 113
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Mon 09/29/08 10:04 AM


I think Im going to drunk dial this person tonight........on my other phone~!!!!devil

And then say........."Oh.....I thought you were Orlando!!!explode "laugh laugh laugh my bad......so sorry!!!pitchfork


pitchfork do it DO IT!!!!pitchfork an do it from pay phones when ever you are out !!pitchfork
I dont even think they have pay phones anymore!!! Too many drug dealers use them!!!

I will just use other peoples cell phones!!!pitchfork

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Mon 09/29/08 10:04 AM
oh oh .......
another booger victim...

<-- passes the tissue box

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Mon 09/29/08 10:05 AM

ask for Tony Orlando
an start singnin " tie a yellow ribbon round the ol oak tree if you stll want me"
that song reminds me of Oakland!!!!

Wherezzzzzzzz dawn???? what ever happen to tony orlando???? Enquiring minds wanna know!!!shocked

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Mon 09/29/08 10:07 AM
Tony Orlando passed away a lonnng time ago ,in the late 70's ...possibly early 80's

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Mon 09/29/08 10:08 AM

Tony Orlando passed away a lonnng time ago ,in the late 70's ...possibly early 80's
I missed the funeral!!!noway sad

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Mon 09/29/08 10:09 AM
dear diary.........if I worked at this radio station.......I would probably put my head through a wall!!!noway

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Mon 09/29/08 10:11 AM
I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

Chorus
Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one
Rode with us to Memphis
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done

Chorus

I never had schoolin' but he taught me well
With his smooth southern style
Three months later I'm a gal in trouble
And I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh
I haven't seen him for a while, uh-huh

She was born in the wagon of a travellin' show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grandpa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

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Mon 09/29/08 10:13 AM
its just another manic monday.......

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Mon 09/29/08 10:13 AM
lol I have that song on here.........Cher!!!


I should take a pic of me with a towel on my head......being cher....laugh



Ive done it before!!!indifferent

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Mon 09/29/08 10:14 AM
noway Dear diary.........I often wonder about my gigantic golden bohemian pillow!!!

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Mon 09/29/08 10:14 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/29/08 10:17 AM
my lil guy gets outta school at 10:38 am
its such a bizarre time , theres something dyslexic about that number it confuses me laugh noway

waving back in a bit

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Mon 09/29/08 10:18 AM
see ya........


Im going to call ORLANDO!!!devil

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Mon 09/29/08 10:20 AM
dEAR diary........are you ok??? Im ok........are you ok???? Im ok..........noway

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Mon 09/29/08 10:22 AM
dear diary........Im reading all these "I just met the man or woman of my dreams" threads......and my first thought is...........





They are always wonderful..........until they turn into A-holes!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Oh I keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel myself!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 09/29/08 10:23 AM
surprised rofl I see you........












pillow perverts!!!!shocked

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Mon 09/29/08 10:35 AM
Gypsy and her STUBBEDUP NOBE awwwwwwwwwwflowerforyou

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Mon 09/29/08 10:38 AM

Gypsy and her STUBBEDUP NOBE awwwwwwwwwwflowerforyou
yeb.........Im all stubbed ubb!!!frown

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Mon 09/29/08 10:38 AM
I blame Orlando for this.....laugh

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Mon 09/29/08 10:45 AM
I want my blankeyohwell

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