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     Well I am an 
THUD; 
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead 
And this was her first day OMG
and probably her last
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Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
 Oh no!! Haji.. that is just plain WRONG! 
(funny... yes..  )... but still not nice!
Now tell Bad you are sorry (preferably without laughing !) 
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Fri 09/26/08 02:12 PM
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Okay Mister wise ass, it is a good thing you live where you do, better yet, I have a good arm
<--------------------***throws pissy slipper all the way to Cleveland and knocks Haji out of his chair*** Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
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I sorry forgive me
 
Okay Mister wise ass, it is a good thing you live where you do, better yet, I have a good arm <--------------------***throws pissy slipper all the way to Cleveland and knock Haji out of his chair*** Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
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I was gonna say yes, but since you made fun of me and made me piss myself and all over my NEW slippers
 I left Judy a poem in her thread on Coffee 
damn Haji you sure that was about coffee 
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I see you laughing I sorry forgive me
Okay Mister wise ass, it is a good thing you live where you do, better yet, I have a good arm <--------------------***throws pissy slipper all the way to Cleveland and knock Haji out of his chair*** Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
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I was gonna say yes, but since you made fun of me and made me piss myself and all over my NEW slippers I left Judy a poem in her thread on Coffee
damn Haji you sure that was about coffee
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  Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
and probably her last
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Oh stop crying you know I was just kidding, I like everything you write
 I was gonna say yes, but since you made fun of me and made me piss myself and all over my NEW slippers I left Judy a poem in her thread on Coffee
damn Haji you sure that was about coffee
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Damn, there isn't anything in here about talking sexy to callers on 911 when they call in
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You too Erin Well I am an
THUD;
THUD:
I would say call 911 but we all know who is answering the phones now Now i will just call to talk sexy to her
It will sound like this Hello 911 my i help you Me Yes huh huh huh BaD Caller i can't understand what you are saying Me Huh Huh i am turning blue huh hun hun Bad Sir i still cant under stand Blue and Hun hun Me Needdddd help in soft and low air less voice hun hun blue Help it blue Bad Calller please quit choking you chicken and it would not be blue Me What thats not what i am doing hun hun -----------Dead
And this was her first day OMG
Oh no!! Haji.. that is just plain WRONG!
(funny... yes.. )... but still not nice!
Now tell Bad you are sorry (preferably without laughing !)
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Oh stop crying you know I was just kidding, I like everything you write I was gonna say yes, but since you made fun of me and made me piss myself and all over my NEW slippers I left Judy a poem in her thread on Coffee
damn Haji you sure that was about coffee
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I sooooooooooo wanna stay & play....
but my eyes are literally searing.... I am beyond exhausted.... so much to catch up on.. and to tell y'all... but I really need to lay down before I fall down I will be back.. promise {{{{{{Merle}}}}}}} will have Angels by your side... to keep you calm, confident, focused.. and to guide you to the right answers
{{{{{{{Haji}}}}}}}}.. LOVED your coffee poem Oh baby... kinda made me wanna be a cup of java myself! LOL  Hope you are felling well today... PLEASE stay outta trouble while I nap??? 
{{{{{{Patti}}}}} I'll give you a call later so we can catch up. I wanna know how Dad is doing... how the twins' bday went... and all the other stuff too
Oh... and please allow me to settle the disagreements, disillusions, confusion & misunderstandings once and for all:  <==== Patti
 <==== Bad
<==== Haji
<==== Light
k??? 
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Damn, there isn't anything in here about talking sexy to callers on 911 when they call in
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Thanks Erin I sooooooooooo wanna stay & play.... but my eyes are literally searing.... I am beyond exhausted.... so much to catch up on.. and to tell y'all... but I really need to lay down before I fall down I will be back.. promise {{{{{{Merle}}}}}}} will have Angels by your side... to keep you calm, confident, focused.. and to guide you to the right answers
{{{{{{{Haji}}}}}}}}.. LOVED your coffee poem Oh baby... kinda made me wanna be a cup of java myself! LOL Hope you are felling well today... PLEASE stay outta trouble while I nap???
{{{{{{Patti}}}}} I'll give you a call later so we can catch up. I wanna know how Dad is doing... how the twins' bday went... and all the other stuff too
Oh... and please allow me to settle the disagreements, disillusions, confusion & misunderstandings once and for all: <==== Patti
<==== Bad
<==== Haji
<==== Light
k???
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Thanks
 Damn, there isn't anything in here about talking sexy to callers on 911 when they call in
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http://www.fvrss.com/2008/08/funny-911-calls.html
I found this to watch while i am looking |
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
That is me whistling while I wait for everyone to return
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Okay I will check it out
http://www.fvrss.com/2008/08/funny-911-calls.html I found this to watch while i am looking |
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OMG, that was hysterical and I would probably get the one about the woman locked in her car and the one about the guy wanting the cops to scrap his windshield
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