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Topic: Depressed!
becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:04 PM
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:05 PM


Neurofriction Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 1840	Tue 09/23/08 05:08 PM


MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Tue 09/23/08 05:10 PM


andreajayne Joined Mon 09/24/07 Posts: 8202	Tue 09/23/08 05:11 PM
LOL so wrong, but so funny!

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:12 PM
giggles

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:15 PM
any women that drives is a suicide mission!

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:19 PM


link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:20 PM
I.S.S.

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:22 PM
gimme da keys!!!

Mafomagic Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 156	Tue 09/23/08 05:22 PM


link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:24 PM
gimme da keys!!! If your driving I better just join you then

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:25 PM
wait....are you pakistani?

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:27 PM
I'm a Half Elf so no I'm not!

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:29 PM
ok then...hop in.... sorry, i don't have a booster seat

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:32 PM
It's ok I'll just sit on your lap.

becca777 Joined Tue 08/05/08 Posts: 2161	Tue 09/23/08 05:33 PM
AND NOW YOU KNOW WHY WOMEN CRASH!

link97my Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 6798	Tue 09/23/08 05:37 PM
Yeah cause they have little freaks with big pointy ears on their laps.

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