Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During
the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help
but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.
Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between
Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just
roommates.'
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail
just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
______________________________________________________________________


Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle
from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take
the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Love, Brian
______________________________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from
his mother that read :


Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact
remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would
have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

I dont cook for momma. She cooks for me. Thats how its done in my family I stop over at her house and grab a bite to eat just about everyday My sisters too

awolf that is hilarious!!!

Got any more? Make my day!

yeah.....lots!!!
just keep lookin