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Topic: Got any CANNIBAL JOKES?
The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 04:30 PM
It's time to just get silly and have some cornball fun..... Anybody out there got any cannibal jokes? I'll start: Did you ever hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?......

laughsandgiggles Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 3560	Mon 09/22/08 04:35 PM
GGGGGRRRROOOOOAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! that really left a bad taste in my mouth!!!

SkaryKoolAide Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 1154	Mon 09/22/08 04:36 PM
there were these 2 cannibals eating a clown. the one looks at the other one and says, "does this taste funny to you?"

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Mon 09/22/08 04:40 PM
But on a serious note.....what does a canibal eat if he is stranded on a deserted island?????

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 09/22/08 04:40 PM
But on a serious note.....what does a canibal eat if he is stranded on a deserted island????? He's screwed.

FireOfThePhoenix Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 14098	Mon 09/22/08 04:41 PM
Why won't Cannibiles eat Divorced women?? Cause they're too Bitter

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 04:42 PM
But on a serious note.....what does a canibal eat if he is stranded on a deserted island????? I have a feeling he'd get so digusted and dicouraged that he would just throw up his hands....

Urg04es Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 1411	Mon 09/22/08 04:46 PM
But on a serious note.....what does a canibal eat if he is stranded on a deserted island????? I have a feeling he'd get so digusted and dicouraged that he would just throw up his hands.... Brings new meaning to "finger food". LOL!!!!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 04:53 PM
Ever hear about the cannibal who got kicked out of high school? They caught him buttering up the teachers.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 09/22/08 04:58 PM
Two cannibals catch a black guy and a white guy and they prepare to eat them. One cannibal says, "Well, we can go ahead and eat the whole white guy, but we'll have to cut the feet off the other one." The second cannibal says, "Why do you want to cut his feet off?" The first cannibal says, "Because I'm black toes-intolerant."

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 05:01 PM
Two cannibals catch a black guy and a white guy and they prepare to eat them. One cannibal says, "Well, we can go ahead and eat the whole white guy, but we'll have to cut the feet off the other one." The second cannibal says, "Why do you want to cut his feet off?" The first cannibal says, "Because I'm black toes-intolerant."

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Mon 09/22/08 05:02 PM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Mon 09/22/08 05:04 PM Edited by The_Pete_Man on Mon 09/22/08 05:10 PM
What is a cannibal's favorite sexual activity? Human Sandwiches.

Dangerous_Kitchen Joined Mon 06/02/08 Posts: 2897	Mon 09/22/08 05:22 PM
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Wed 09/24/08 05:28 PM
This cannibal and his wife are having supper. He suddenly yells, "I hate your mother!" She says, "Then why don't you just shut up and eat the vegetables?"

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Fri 09/26/08 06:42 PM
Ya hear about the cannibal who owned a supermarket? He wanted an arm and a leg for everything in the store.

NEONMOON7533 Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 51	Tue 09/30/08 09:17 AM
But on a serious note.....what does a canibal eat if he is stranded on a deserted island????? Rocks

MarsNeverSleeps Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 357	Tue 09/30/08 09:26 AM
A lone missionary is traveling in the Amazon when he finds himself suddenly surrounded by a tribe of angry, hungry cannibals. In his distress he cries out "Oh God, I'm screwed!" Suddenly a voice from Heaven speaks and replies, "No, you are not screwed! Pick up the large stone at your feet, and bash in the head of the chief of the tribe, who is standing before you." The man does as the voice commands, and after a struggle, he stands panting, exhausted, in front of the chief's corpse and a very surprised and angry tribe. The voice speaks again: "Okay, NOW you're screwed."

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Tue 09/30/08 10:03 AM
i know this really good one but for the life of me i can not think of it at the moment thinking thinking thinking hhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinking this thinking and not coming up with it is eating me up hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 09/30/08 11:11 AM Edited by uk1971 on Tue 09/30/08 11:13 AM
A man was captured by cannibals. "What," asked the cannibal chief, licking his lips, "was your job before you were captured?" "I was a newspaper man," came the reply. "An editor?" "No, merely a sub-editor." "Cheer up. Promotion awaits you. After dinner you will be editor-in-chief." Two cannibals were eating a clown. One said to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Two cannibals were sitting beside the fire after a sumptuous meal. One turned to the other and siad: "Your wife sure makes a good roast." "Yeah, I'm really going to miss her." What is the title of the best-selling cannibal book? "How To Serve Your Fellow Man." What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder. A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter. Did you hear about the cannibal student who was suspended from school for buttering up his teacher? Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant where dinner costs an arm and a leg? Two cannibals were eating dinner. One said: "I really hate my sister." The other said: "Well, just eat the noodles." What do cannibals do at a wedding? They toast the bride and groom.