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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 112 | |
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did you tell him about the condoms???
WTF??? Why does it rain mom????? My son asked me this once........so I got into this really long and boring explanation about the clouds etc and....... and he looks at me and says " Noooooooooooo!!!" I say ok then, why does it rain???? He says " Because the trees needed a drink"
Awwwwwwwwwww he was soooooooo cute!! |
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WHAT???the fukc??
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did you tell him about the condoms??? WTF??? Why does it rain mom????? My son asked me this once........so I got into this really long and boring explanation about the clouds etc and....... and he looks at me and says " Noooooooooooo!!!" I say ok then, why does it rain???? He says " Because the trees needed a drink"
Awwwwwwwwwww he was soooooooo cute!!  !!!
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At my job I rarely say WTF????? I just say PRN PRN..........STAT BEFORE I GET HIT!!!!
Not alot surprizes me anymore......
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get a clue...too busy getting busy ......
did you tell him about the condoms??? WTF??? Why does it rain mom????? My son asked me this once........so I got into this really long and boring explanation about the clouds etc and....... and he looks at me and says " Noooooooooooo!!!" I say ok then, why does it rain???? He says " Because the trees needed a drink"
Awwwwwwwwwww he was soooooooo cute!! !!!
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OH I REALLY NEEDED TO HEAR THAT!!!
 
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Youre right!!! Youre not a nice guy!!!
I have taught you well young whippa snappa!!  
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<--throws chinese throwing star and lops off ddns other ear!!!! HA@!!!!
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i had to tell the oldest that i don't care what the fashion of the day is....you have to start wearing shirts that are not so tight..."your boobs are huge"
she said .."you're right...and the left one is bigger than the right one" |
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ddn only has 1 ear!!! I made a tp person out of that pic!!!!
I still need to use up the paper towel roll to make you tto!!!
It will need to be a HUGE paper towel roll.. oh yeah AND a skinny one ..
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I tend to use up the mcdonalds napkins before I use the paper towels though......
OK I ADMIT IT!!!! I TAKE 40958I9893 mcdonalds napkins whenever I go there!!! |
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Youre right!!! Youre not a nice guy!!!
I have taught you well young whippa snappa!!
also fits into this category
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i had to tell the oldest that i don't care what the fashion of the day is....you have to start wearing shirts that are not so tight..."your boobs are huge" she said .."you're right...and the left one is bigger than the right one" 
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I tend to use up the mcdonalds napkins before I use the paper towels though......
OK I ADMIT IT!!!! I TAKE 40958I9893 mcdonalds napkins whenever I go there!!! Hey ... is that my PHONE NUMBER ???.... youknow someone is gonna try to callit now !>?!?!!?!?!?!?
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OH CRAP!!! I just spilled tea all over my keyboard!!!! Ive gone through so many keyboards........
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take the plastic thing off the davenport and put it on the keyboard
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Im soooooooooooooooooo clumsy!!!!
My dad says he should have called me Clumsy
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well if that logic hold true ...my parents should have called me "asshole"
Im soooooooooooooooooo clumsy!!!!
My dad says he should have called me Clumsy
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Im soooooooooooooooooo clumsy!!!!
My dad says he should have called me Clumsy
Well be thankful you do not handle Nuclear Waste then .. lmao ...
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