Topic: WOMAN'S HUMOROUS SEX
tigerman1956's photo
Tue 03/27/07 08:59 AM
My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said,

"This will make you happy tonight."
He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom,

I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

pumkin's photo
Tue 03/27/07 09:32 AM
u can take that in so many diff ways and ether way is wrong then realy
****ed up i would masterbate then make him sleep on the couch