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My two cats had a UFC style type fight yesterday. One cat had the other in a leg lock, and the cat tapped out. 
got to love that....cats can scrap real good..... guess you could say they are anything but pu$$y when it comes to fighting 
True. But you start to pet them, or feed them, and then they get lazy and sleep for like 15 hours. |
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My two cats had a UFC style type fight yesterday. One cat had the other in a leg lock, and the cat tapped out.
got to love that....cats can scrap real good..... guess you could say they are anything but pu$$y when it comes to fighting
LOVE FIGHTS MAN!! |
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Sounds like someone needs a back/butt massage... 
i tell you I have never been in soooo much pain. went wakeboarding for the 1st time...what a blast but so much work involved....really gets to all your joints and muscles...it was funny though, my g/f came over yesterday and she was with me at the lake as well. we go to get lunch and you would think we were 90 ..we were all hunched over, complaining, bleeding from our wounds... too funny |
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Sounds like someone needs a back/butt massage...
i tell you I have never been in soooo much pain. went wakeboarding for the 1st time...what a blast but so much work involved....really gets to all your joints and muscles...it was funny though, my g/f came over yesterday and she was with me at the lake as well. we go to get lunch and you would think we were 90 ..we were all hunched over, complaining, bleeding from our wounds... too funny
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Sounds like someone needs a back/butt massage...
i tell you I have never been in soooo much pain. went wakeboarding for the 1st time...what a blast but so much work involved....really gets to all your joints and muscles...it was funny though, my g/f came over yesterday and she was with me at the lake as well. we go to get lunch and you would think we were 90 ..we were all hunched over, complaining, bleeding from our wounds... too funny
girl....that's exactly what i look like... rolling on the floor laughing my A$$ off.... |
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Funny story.
I went roller skating for the first time in like years. I had a blast. Brought back so many memories. And then....two hours later...I started feeling to aches and pains in my joints in parts of my body I never knew existed. I was like, "WTH???" Then it hit me it was from roller skating. You just never realize, as a kid, the body parts you use when roller skating. But boy, do you ever feel those parts when you are an adult. I was walking funny, and a friend at work goes, "Must have had some wild sex last night man. You are walking funny." I responded, "Nope. Roller skating." His jaw dropped.
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Funny story. I went roller skating for the first time in like years. I had a blast. Brought back so many memories. And then....two hours later...I started feeling to aches and pains in my joints in parts of my body I never knew existed. I was like, "WTH???" Then it hit me it was from roller skating. You just never realize, as a kid, the body parts you use when roller skating. But boy, do you ever feel those parts when you are an adult. I was walking funny, and a friend at work goes, "Must have had some wild sex last night man. You are walking funny." I responded, "Nope. Roller skating." His jaw dropped.
yeah i am with 3 guys who are in their early 20's and they do all these tricks and flips and I can barely get my a$$ out of the water on the wakeboard...I was better off just laying out getting my tan |
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Not really funny, But ...
My 6 yr old played his first football game. Full gear, They kicked but. He loves it and his coaches love him. They nicknamed him "Beef". |
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****this is the conversation my daughter and i had after she got off the bus****
Well mommy, I am turning into a lady now cause my butt is gettin bigger and welll soon I will have BOOBIES! WTF????? By this time I am laughin so friggin hard I can hardly walk up the yard! Mommy... Lookie what I got today from My BOYFRIEND! Pulls out a little note. "I LVE YUO!" WTH???BOYFRIEND YOUR ONLY 6 She says, yep , I gave em my number, and next week we're gettin married!!! Well how ya gonna pull off a weddin in a week ??? * Well mom we already have food cause we will eat lunch before we go out to play and we are gonna get married under the monkey bars! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WEDDING IS ? yeah mommy, its when you kiss and hug and say I LOVE YOU. and then the boy goes to work and comes home in a BAD MOOD!! and I have to do EVERYTHING ALL BY MYSELF AND ALL HE DOES IS CRY ABOUT IT!!!
LMFDAO!! ROMFFL!!! I AM DIEIN!!!!! AINT KIDS JUST SO SILLY! |
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****this is the conversation my daughter and i had after she got off the bus**** Well mommy, I am turning into a lady now cause my butt is gettin bigger and welll soon I will have BOOBIES! WTF????? By this time I am laughin so friggin hard I can hardly walk up the yard! Mommy... Lookie what I got today from My BOYFRIEND! Pulls out a little note. "I LVE YUO!" WTH???BOYFRIEND YOUR ONLY 6 She says, yep , I gave em my number, and next week we're gettin married!!! Well how ya gonna pull off a weddin in a week ??? * Well mom we already have food cause we will eat lunch before we go out to play and we are gonna get married under the monkey bars! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WEDDING IS ? yeah mommy, its when you kiss and hug and say I LOVE YOU. and then the boy goes to work and comes home in a BAD MOOD!! and I have to do EVERYTHING ALL BY MYSELF AND ALL HE DOES IS CRY ABOUT IT!!!
LMFDAO!! ROMFFL!!! I AM DIEIN!!!!! AINT KIDS JUST SO SILLY! OMFG. That is classic!!
Love how she described marriage. And they say kids don't pay attention. |
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****this is the conversation my daughter and i had after she got off the bus**** Well mommy, I am turning into a lady now cause my butt is gettin bigger and welll soon I will have BOOBIES! WTF????? By this time I am laughin so friggin hard I can hardly walk up the yard! Mommy... Lookie what I got today from My BOYFRIEND! Pulls out a little note. "I LVE YUO!" WTH???BOYFRIEND YOUR ONLY 6 She says, yep , I gave em my number, and next week we're gettin married!!! Well how ya gonna pull off a weddin in a week ??? * Well mom we already have food cause we will eat lunch before we go out to play and we are gonna get married under the monkey bars! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A WEDDING IS ? yeah mommy, its when you kiss and hug and say I LOVE YOU. and then the boy goes to work and comes home in a BAD MOOD!! and I have to do EVERYTHING ALL BY MYSELF AND ALL HE DOES IS CRY ABOUT IT!!!
LMFDAO!! ROMFFL!!! I AM DIEIN!!!!! AINT KIDS JUST SO SILLY!
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well i guess this is my last thread.... i went overboard apparently in another thread , so i will prolly be banned for a while.
just wonder if i was the only one who got a warnnin?? |
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well i guess this is my last thread.... i went overboard apparently in another thread , so i will prolly be banned for a while. just wonder if i was the only one who got a warnnin?? you are fine girl... just a little warning... you keep your threads going... I got your back 
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<< Got one too.. you're not alone! 
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YAY!!!!!!!!
I AM SOOOOO GLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUZ MOST OF YA KNOW I SPEAK MY MIND ... MAYBE TOOO MUCH! |
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FUNNY THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU THIS WEEK.
LIFT ME UP PPL!!!! 
C'MON! YOU CAN DUET!!! 
awwww we wouldn't bash you girlfriend .. somethin' funny? how bout that I took a gift basket to a guest music artist at the hotel I booked them at & on the way there, forgot to use a seat belt for the beautiful basket. I drive fast. I stop fast. LMAO ... guess where the basket ended up?
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My two cats had a UFC style type fight yesterday. One cat had the other in a leg lock, and the cat tapped out.
Gawd its so funny to see *****s fight. |
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