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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 111
scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:19 AM
Dear diary....talk is cheap. Its actions........real actions that count!!! talk can be tiresome when ya got a fever an EVERYONE wants to talk at ya... awww....but, Purr-Pull, you are so interesting when you are feverish and groaning and blurry-eyed.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 09/20/08 11:19 AM
Dear diary....talk is cheap. Its actions........real actions that count!!! YEAH! I say i love kittens, so i go love on homeless kittens! BEAT THAT PETA JERKS!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/20/08 11:21 AM
Dear diary....talk is cheap. Its actions........real actions that count!!! talk can be tiresome when ya got a fever an EVERYONE wants to talk at ya... awww....but, Purr-Pull, you are so interesting when you are feverish and groaning and blurry-eyed. hmmmmmmmmm I guess it would be true to say I'm pretty hot right now

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Sat 09/20/08 11:23 AM
no....i'm hot....i give you fever.........you are smokin' Dear diary....talk is cheap. Its actions........real actions that count!!! talk can be tiresome when ya got a fever an EVERYONE wants to talk at ya... awww....but, Purr-Pull, you are so interesting when you are feverish and groaning and blurry-eyed. hmmmmmmmmm I guess it would be true to say I'm pretty hot right now

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Sat 09/20/08 11:24 AM
dd, i perved purple...to look at her art.....i will have to go back.... for i did not look at the butt shot....what an idiot, i am...

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/20/08 11:25 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:26 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ASIAN INVASION!!! I JUST SOLD MY SOUL!!! Just sign here please_____________!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:27 AM
awww....but, Purr-Pull, you are so interesting when you are feverish and groaning and blurry-eyed. hmmmmmmmmm I guess it would be true to say I'm pretty hot right now THERE YA GO! GO GIRL! SWING THAT SICKNESS! It's like a FREEEEEEE special HOTTIENESS...! ...AND.... IT DOESN'T LEAVE THAT NASTY AFTERTASTE!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:29 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ASIAN INVASION!!! I JUST SOLD MY SOUL!!! Just sign here please_____________!!! So...you DIDN'T sign up for the Bangkok trip. Right??? (Elephants look cool to ride, but their hair will positively CASTRATE or otherwise disable anyone's inner thighs and crotch area!! )

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/20/08 11:31 AM
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ASIAN INVASION!!! I JUST SOLD MY SOUL!!! Just sign here please_____________!!! So...you DIDN'T sign up for the Bangkok trip. Right??? (Elephants look cool to ride, but their hair will positively CASTRATE or otherwise disable anyone's inner thighs and crotch area!! ) * note to self ~ try to remember not to ride elephants when I am naky ~

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:31 AM
Noooooooooooo the asians came to my door to sell me on the gas thing......price protection program!!! Sign here______________ and initial here____________ and sign here again__________ and sign here!! And of course I have to answer the door with my hair sticking straight up and my sweat pant/nighty/hoodie combo!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:32 AM
omg!!!! Thats why Im not married!!!! I dress like Roseanne Barr!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Sat 09/20/08 11:32 AM
disabled crotch areas.......no way!!! i'm not getting on that pachyderm ... ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ASIAN INVASION!!! I JUST SOLD MY SOUL!!! Just sign here please_____________!!! So...you DIDN'T sign up for the Bangkok trip. Right??? (Elephants look cool to ride, but their hair will positively CASTRATE or otherwise disable anyone's inner thighs and crotch area!! )

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:35 AM
Noooooooooooo the asians came to my door to sell me on the gas thing......price protection program!!! Sign here______________ and initial here____________ and sign here again__________ and sign here!! And of course I have to answer the door with my hair sticking straight up and my sweat pant/nighty/hoodie combo!!! Umm...is it CLASS-LESS and TACKY to eat something quickly that will boost your flatulence output for that special meeting??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:37 AM
I have stocks in Gas-X~~~ The asians made me do it!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:39 AM
omg!!!! Thats why Im not married!!!! I dress like Roseanne Barr!!! You may be right. Guys don't dream about eternal bliss in togetherness with that ensemble you describe.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:41 AM
omg!!!! Thats why Im not married!!!! I dress like Roseanne Barr!!! You may be right. Guys don't dream about eternal bliss in togetherness with that ensemble you describe. ya but I dont dress like this OUTSIDE!!!! When youre home you MUST wear all clothing mismatched, torn, and different colours!!! Its the law of the land, world, idk........GOD INVENTED IT!!!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Sat 09/20/08 11:42 AM
<-------mostly, naked when at home.... trips to the mail box in my boxer briefs...and a suntan...

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/20/08 11:43 AM Edited by scoundrel on Sat 09/20/08 11:44 AM
* note to self ~ try to remember not to ride elephants when I am naky ~ Everyone does it. I was there. Friggin tourists and their kids. Funny as hell to watch them try to be cool with that iron-hair digging into their softest flesh. Nobody asked the REAL elephant trainer why he had calloused inner thighs. They assumed he had a night job, I guess. Sheesh.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/20/08 11:43 AM
And then God said........on the third day.......of the month or every other wednesday.........that ye shall wear mismatched, different coloured holy clothes on your day off INSIDE of your house........because that is love!!