Titled: A Good Woman From Oregon

Three men from Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
she was going to have to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a
couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Michigan . He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Oregon. He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye, enough to make himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Sounds like some of these Hillbilly Women around here.....