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Edited by
msmyka
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Sat 09/20/08 10:57 AM
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My roomie and I played rock paper scissor lastnight when we got to the bar to see who would get to drink and who would have to drive.
Taking this little rant into consideration I made sure not to choose Paper. First Round: Myka: Rock; Roomie: Scissor ... Myka is victorious! 
Second Round: Myka: Scissor; Roomie: Rock ... AND were all tied up. Time for Ms. Myka to put her GAME face on. At this point I'm thinking whatever you do DON'T choose paper. Since the roomie had already chosen rock and scissor I figured she just might go for the paper this time around.... Third Round: Myka: Scissor; Roomie: PAPER.... VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN
Now I'm the DUMBASS with a hangover and a family function to go to 
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being hungover at family functions is always goodtimes.
Congrats on your victory. |
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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but theres no f*cking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around a rock and leave it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why cant paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you a$$hole" 
That **** was funny Myka 
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Haha! cool!.....altho i thought this was a thread about Lisa!!!
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i would of done the chuck norris then stole your mojito |
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I was drinking Jack and Water
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 I laugh every single time I read this
NERD ALERT 
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Thats why I always go with 'Water" Water over time wears away the rock, rusts the scissors, and soaks the paper. Water washes away all. I'm stealing that from you. 
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