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put a 900 lb sumo wrestle behind you to hold you against the kitchen sink. put your hands in the garbage disposal. turn disposal on.
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nooooooooooooooooo if ya put a sumo wrestler behind dan he would be thinin hes gonna get sex..that aint toture
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put a 900 lb sumo wrestle behind you to hold you against the kitchen sink. put your hands in the garbage disposal. turn disposal on. Good one. |
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nooooooooooooooooo if ya put a sumo wrestler behind dan he would be thinin hes gonna get sex..that aint toture haha! I think i just puked a little. |
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nooooooooooooooooo if ya put a sumo wrestler behind dan he would be thinin hes gonna get sex..that aint toture haha! I think i just puked a little. *She ninjas out of no where and whacks him in the face with a mayonnaise balloon...then runs away giggling* |
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Alrighty then.... You're a fan of Led Zep....so I can't be too mean...... So....I squish your legs in a trash compactor and superglue you to a skateboard. Then push you down a hill with a 20 foot ramp at the end where you'll fly up into the air into a 50 foot pile of dog doodee. The dog doodee is doused with kerosene and set on fire with you in it. But we don't want that to be the end...so we put you out with a firehose. A helicopter with a claw grabs you up and flys you up to an elevation of about 5000 feet and lets go, right above a bed of knives.....really big pointy ones. Then an angry mob of midgets swarms you and kicks you for about 20 minutes........ ......oh darnit...you died already..... I can feel the LOVE. 
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Edited by
ljcc1964
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Fri 09/19/08 12:15 PM
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Alrighty then.... You're a fan of Led Zep....so I can't be too mean...... So....I squish your legs in a trash compactor and superglue you to a skateboard. Then push you down a hill with a 20 foot ramp at the end where you'll fly up into the air into a 50 foot pile of dog doodee. The dog doodee is doused with kerosene and set on fire with you in it. But we don't want that to be the end...so we put you out with a firehose. A helicopter with a claw grabs you up and flys you up to an elevation of about 5000 feet and lets go, right above a bed of knives.....really big pointy ones. Then an angry mob of midgets swarms you and kicks you for about 20 minutes........ ......oh darnit...you died already..... I can feel the LOVE.
It's a good thing you're a Zep fan. Otherwise I'd of had to open up a REAL can of whoopass on ya. 
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Alrighty then.... You're a fan of Led Zep....so I can't be too mean...... So....I squish your legs in a trash compactor and superglue you to a skateboard. Then push you down a hill with a 20 foot ramp at the end where you'll fly up into the air into a 50 foot pile of dog doodee. The dog doodee is doused with kerosene and set on fire with you in it. But we don't want that to be the end...so we put you out with a firehose. A helicopter with a claw grabs you up and flys you up to an elevation of about 5000 feet and lets go, right above a bed of knives.....really big pointy ones. Then an angry mob of midgets swarms you and kicks you for about 20 minutes........ ......oh darnit...you died already..... I can feel the LOVE.
It's a good thing you're a Zep fan. Otherwise I'd of had to open up a REAL can of whoopass on ya.
I enjoy a good opened can of "whoopazz" while listening to Zeppelin and drinking some coldies.  
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