You might not notice
The pooch in his lip.
Before you kiss him,
He’ll warn, “careful, got a dip”.

“A two-step ain’t dancin”
He’ll say with a grin,
“Lessin’ ya twirl her
Some 50-odd spins.”

(Hopefully, she’s not a drinker.
With that many spins,
She’ll turn into a
Rainbow spewing sprinkler.

Remember that sawdust
On the dance floor?
Uh-huh, y’all, now we
Know what that’s for.)

If you’re not into “Hag”,
Don’t ride in his truck.
Don’t change the station muddin‘,
You’ll be left in the muck.

You’ve gotta be feisty
And have plenty of pluck.
You want cowboy affection?
Well darlin’, good luck!

heck yea, thats good. minds me of a watering hole in alaska.

Bowsssss down to me lady,,, Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And your point is????????

V-8 slap to forehead - I should have posted this on the end of a 2 X 4, sorry honey, I've been lax lately.