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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110 | |
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ASK JEEVES: "What's the best of Gypsy41?"
.... .... ....ANSWER... ...Gypsies stole the answer, and barter it under the bridge, at dusk. |
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Its been a long day. Burnin the midnite oil again. Same old everyday stuff. Truck broke down again. 5 hours to fix it. Now I'm 5 hours behind.
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 Howdy.
All's well, as far as I know. I just got here, so there's a lot I don't know. 
 
Do you read palms?? Tea leaves? Write annoying things for fortune cookies? 
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ASK JEEVES: "What's the best of Gypsy41?" .... .... ....ANSWER... ...Gypsies stole the answer, and barter it under the bridge, at dusk.
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  Its been a long day. Burnin the midnite oil again. Same old everyday stuff. Truck broke down again. 5 hours to fix it. Now I'm 5 hours behind.
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Oh I wish I was an ascar mayer wiener.
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We're getting close to the Double Bonus, audience.
Somewhere, in the column headed "Gypsy Soul", one of our Players will have a chance to turn this game around!!!  
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Howdy.
All's well, as far as I know. I just got here, so there's a lot I don't know.
Do you read palms?? Tea leaves? Write annoying things for fortune cookies?
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We're getting close to the Double Bonus, audience. Somewhere, in the column headed "Gypsy Soul", one of our Players will have a chance to turn this game around!!!
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Oh the stories I could tell after 16 years. My buddy steve peeing in a ziplock bag and throwing it at a car that was tailgating him for 40 miles with highbeams on. God I almost ran off the road. I was behind him and we were chatting on the radio.
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...and Player #2...
...didn't hit his buzzer in time!! Sorry...but the game moves on. And...the Answer is!!>.... Goodnight, and God bless. 
Happy trails tomorrow. 
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww this girl at work told me about truckers that pee in bottles and then throw them on the highways.........
I dont think I will ever be the same after hearing that!! 
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...and Player #2...
...didn't hit his buzzer in time!! Sorry...but the game moves on. And...the Answer is!!>.... Goodnight, and God bless.
Happy trails tomorrow.
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dear diary...........is everyone from sacramento a drunk typist because I have no idea what this guy is rambling about.........
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Or the time I had chad running with me and we were stopped at a rest area and a prostitute knocked on the door of the truck and chad said " I think its for you kyle". The way he said it was funny. I rolled down the window, waved my revolver and shazam! Prostitute be gone.
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there once was a five and dime. There was woolworth's. it was a different world. Oh, we got the 99 cent store and the dollar tree, the big lots and the six dollar store. But it ain't the same. I make my living here in California doing four part time jobs and one almost full time. It is a horrible way to live, and it makes meeting ladies darn near impossible. The little free time I get, I am too tired to go wandering about. So, cyberspace is my only real outlet. Oh, I do have some running buddies, and I meet them weekly. One is married and has to ask his wife if he can come out and play ay. The other is silly, wont' commit to day or night visits till he knows how much jack he can waste, ha ha. So, I am almost alone, utterly alone, to quote the babe in Beetlejuice the movie. MIKEE
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wtf is that an email???
whereeeeeeeeeeeeez the ganja???? 
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Whoa, that's a mouthful.
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Did you know............
that all truckers have SQUARE BUTTS!!!
Its all true!!! I read it in the Enquirer!!!
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Whoa, that's a mouthful.
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