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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 110
scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 11:27 AM
Try an experiment. Note the pickup time for your street...and then take your garbage out wearing something special. See how long the truck lingers on your street, or if they come earlier next time.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:29 AM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/13/08 11:29 AM
I think its my turn now

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sat 09/13/08 11:30 AM
*Looks out door, walks out front in jammies* No Men!! guess its time to get dressed

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 11:31 AM
You know, those guys look through the garbage, at the dump. Sometimes, they take a quick look before they hurl it into the truck, too. That's what I like about my communal dumpster. It offers anonymity.

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 11:32 AM
I think its my turn now Tell the diary. I'm all eyes.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:32 AM
I think its my turn now Que pasa???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/13/08 11:33 AM
I'm sad

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 11:34 AM
*Looks out door, walks out front in jammies* No Men!! guess its time to get dressed Did you put some sashay into that walk? A bit of 'linger and stretch and twist and look around while pointing your rack at the world'???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:36 AM
I'm sad tell the diary everything!!! or just me!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:38 AM
Dear diary......the more I look at the video by the red hot chili peppers..Under the bridge....I see my ex, I see my son's face.......its like they are twins!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:38 AM
jesus anthony is HOT!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/13/08 11:38 AM
oh this again sometimes I feel like such a lepar.... he asked me to go on the toy run today an just didnt call.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:40 AM
Did you call him to see if his bike exploded???

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sat 09/13/08 11:43 AM
Big Jerkkkkkkkkkkkk!! Give us his #

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 09/13/08 11:45 AM
nah..... I gotta go do my car insurance thing , prolly get stuck in traffic cause it'll be runnin through right when I gotta go , insurance place closes at 1pm shoulda just went earlier this mornin instead of sittin here like an idiot waitin for the phone to ring

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 11:46 AM
<-------breaking dishes!~!!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 11:48 AM
Purple...if you show up with your car...they NEED something to gather/transport the donated stuff in...right????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 09/13/08 12:00 PM
FAT B*STARD!!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 09/13/08 12:01 PM
...back at the ranch, in Texas... ...local people cannot get into restaurants in the Dallas area, because refugees are crammed wall-to-wall, with no place to go. Local stores are sold out of batteries and chargers, and tupperware, etc. In a separate article, adult novelty stores are selling out of battery operated items.