Long Distance Relationships can work.

1) He can go out with the guys and she won't B*tch
She can go out with the girls and he won't whine

2) He can stock the fridge with beer & cold pizza
She can stock the fridge with yogurt and diet drinks

3) He can watch sports all day and night
She can watch TCL channel all day and night

4) He doesn't have to hear she doesn't have anything to wear
She doesn't care if he wears his baggy sweats all day

5) He doesn't have to hear her say "I have a headache"
She never gets headaches

6) He doesn't have to take out the garbage just because she wants him to
She doesn't have to wash his stinky clothes

7) He doesn't have to take her out to dinner at least once a week.
She doesn't have to cook his favorite meal every night.

8) He doesn't have to hear "Why did you buy THAT?"
She doesn't have to hear him say "You spent how much?"

9) He doesn't have to hear "Can't you put the lid down.
She doesn't have to hear "Did you use my razor"

And #10

He doesn't have to hear "You've been too tired for 4 nights.
She doesn't have to hear "Did you take the batteries out of the remote again?"

Ok I'll bite....

I'm getting out my leathers and whip!

Thats what I am talkin' about... was looking to close to home... dang it.

by the way i need new batteries!!!

And there is NO SEX!!!!

Wow, what a great relationship.

Two Ingredients can make it work.....

1. Unconditional Love (& Committment)
2. Daily communication-whether by phone, text, email, carrier pigeon

Ohhh and it will work if you are into self pleasure...

self pleasure can be fun even if your partner is right there WITH you.