There's 3 women that are best of friends who've all had a bad week, so they decide to go on a trip. Not even 10 minutes into the car ride, they get in a wreck and die.

They get up to the pearly gates and are greeted by St. Peter. He tells them that they've lived a good enough life that they may enter heaven, but he has 1 rule...... don't step on any of his ducks. All 3 women look at each other and shrug their shoulders, thinkin "this can't be too hard".

So, the gates open, and all they see is wall to wall ducks. The first woman walks in, and immediately steps on a duck. "Quack!" As soon as the duck screams out, St. Peter appears out of nowhere and chains the ugliest guy she's ever seen to her ankle and then disappears.

The second woman walks in, taking her time to be careful. About 5 minutes later......"Quack!" Out of nowhere again St. Peter appears and chains an even uglier dude to her.

The 3rd woman sees this and is thinkin, "F*ck this, I'm not steppin on any duck!" She takes her time and is EXTREMELY careful walking through the ducks. She makes it about 3 hours without stepping on any ducks, then out of nowhere appears St. Peter and chains the most majestic guy ever. Dude looks like he's chizzled from granite and has the face of a male model.

The lady is overjoyed, and tries to start a conversation with the stud she's now chained for eternity to. "How'd you end up here?", she asks.



"I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"