I prefer decapiatation. It leaves no doubt. Of course if we nuke him there won't even be an ear.

Hey sam how is my VP this morning.

I'm busy on the campaign trail trying to round up single females to vote for you

good luck with that

Hi darling how be the judy today....

I already recruited 3 so pffffft

I'm fantastic .. just keep your biting dogs off my campaign heels & we'll do just fine

please tell me you are not serious I don't dictate for anyone to do anything....pftttttttt I can't believe you are even upset.....

Debbie and Sam RULE.

Yes we do sam.........


I think a wise decision to hit the campaign trail.......Put out our platform and let the people decide.

who said I was upset SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHEART

Just friendly advise is all

ok if you say so.......and I guess my team well can pretty much say as they wish...their amendment rights and all.

President Feralcatlady Debbie

Vice President Beachbum sam the man

Secretary of Defense Goofball Mitch

Department of the Treasury Shadow77 Kerry

Secretary of Labor bad_girl merle the pearl



Positions that need to be filled


Secretary of State
Department of State (1789):
Handles foreign affairs and relationships with other nations. It makes recommendations on foreign policy, negotiates treaties, speaks for the United States in the United Nations, and represents the United States at international conferences.

Attorney General
Department of Justice (1870):
Enforces and defends the Federal laws of the United States by preventing and controlling crime, seeking just punishment for those guilty of unlawful behavior; and enforcing the Nation's immigration laws.

Secretary of the Interior
Department of the Interior (1849):
Oversees national conservation efforts and is responsible for most of our nationally owned public lands, natural resources, and wildlife.

Secretary of Agriculture
Department of Agriculture (1862):
Ensures a safe, affordable, nutritious, and accessible food supply; cares for agriculture, forest, and range lands; supports the development of rural communities; and provides economic development for farmers and rural residents.

Secretary of Commerce
Department of Commerce (1903):
Promotes economic, business, and job opportunities for all Americans. It is responsible for all copyrights, patents, and trademarks. It also plays a major role in Federal government matters related to oceans, weather, and technology.

Secretary of Health & Human Services
Department of Health and Human Services (1953):
Protects the health of all Americans and provides essential human services. The duties of the Department include conducting medical research, preventing the outbreak of diseases, assuring the safety of food and drugs; administering financial assistance for low income families; protecting against child and domestic abuse; and protecting against drug abuse.

Department of Housing and Urban Development Seal Secretary of Housing & Development
Department of Housing and Urban Development (1965):
Aims to create a decent, safe, and sanitary home and living environment for every American. It is responsible for home ownership programs, providing housing assistance for low income persons, helping the homeless, and promoting growth and development in distressed neighborhoods.

Secretary of Transportation
Department of Transportation (1966):
Ensures a fast, safe, efficient, accessible and convenient transportation system. This includes transportation of people and goods by car, plane, train, and ship. It is also responsible for maintaining the Federal highway system.

Secretary of Energy
Department of Energy (1977):
Researches and develops reliable energy systems that are friendly to the environment, but are not too expensive. It is also responsible for the Nation's nuclear energy and weapons technologies.

Secretary of Education
Department of Education (1979):
Establishes guidelines and provides leadership to address American education. It helps local communities meet the needs of their students. It also helps individuals pay for college and prepare for employment.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Department of Veterans Affairs (1988):
Acts as the principal advocate for veterans and their families ensuring that they receive medical care, benefits, social support, and lasting memorials recognizing their service.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Department of Homeland Security (2003):
Works to prevent terrorist attacks within the United States, reduce America's vulnerability to terrorism, and minimize the damage from potential attacks and natural disasters.

Hey no reason to be upset ... just cause there will be a new sheriff in town

We came on the scene to stir things up .. guess we accomplished our goal

awwwww I think not....it's in the bag......

Pride goes before destruction
A haughty spirit before stumbling.


Enjoy

Few quick questions. I am not sure if these have been addressed. Taxation and illegal immigration.

I think the wall is a stupid idea. Waste of money.
I also think that we should really look at the federal budget and completely overhaul it. There has got to be stuff in there we don't need to pay for.

Illegal immigration, well it's illegal.
Taxation, well the entire sytem needs to be revamped so everyone pays a fair share from Bill Gates to Joe Small.
Wall=waste of money because bullets work faster and cheaper.

This is me "popping" in the thread lol.

I will take the honor of taking the position of secretary of Health and Human Services. I am a great believer that all should have health care and have the ability to receive medical prescriptions free of charge if not able to afford it.. There are too many sick people in this world that suffer when we as a whole can unite and fix this with a simple solution....

Abused children,... don't even get me started.. Too many are being abused and go the rest of their lives damaged and afraid of the world. Domestic abuse....ahhhhhh JUST NEEDS TO STOP>>>>>
If you need to hit something go hit a wall!!! Do everyone a favor and keep it to yourself..Those of whom I speak know what I say.....


Drug Abuse... wow... I know too many who have perished from this and it needs to stop Today.... If you really need to be on something seek serious professional medical advice.. Is it really worth ruining your life or the lives of others


I am done ranting now