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Topic: Horrible lover
Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 09/09/08 07:47 AM
I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 09/09/08 07:48 AM
well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Tue 09/09/08 07:49 AM


TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76471	Tue 09/09/08 07:49 AM
That is from all the HOT AIR she must endure lmao

redhead44613 Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 12976	Tue 09/09/08 07:50 AM
well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed burn!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 09/09/08 07:53 AM
well,, sounds like you need rubber cement to keep that dolls lips sealed She has EVERYTHING sealed!!!!

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Tue 09/09/08 07:54 AM
I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!! I know how you feel. My blow up doll blew up!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 09/09/08 07:54 AM
thats what a pry bar is good for,, stick it between the knees, careful not to puncture her, and grease them hip joints up a bit ,, or you could hand her 2 asprin,, when she says she dont need them then say good, you have no headache,, no excuses get in that bed woman!!!!!!!

cats219 Joined Wed 08/01/07 Posts: 2663	Tue 09/09/08 07:55 AM


plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Tue 09/09/08 07:56 AM
I heard that she was eating pickles in bed and Mikey kicked her out into oneof those famous Nebraska blizzards

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 09/09/08 07:56 AM
I just want everyone to know i am a terrible lover, I am soooooo bad my doll always has a headache!!!! I know how you feel. My blow up doll blew up! They make patches for that!!!!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 09/09/08 07:57 AM
thats what a pry bar is good for,, stick it between the knees, careful not to puncture her, and grease them hip joints up a bit ,, or you could hand her 2 asprin,, when she says she dont need them then say good, you have no headache,, no excuses get in that bed woman!!!!!!! If i tell her that she will blow a gasket!!!

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 09/09/08 07:58 AM
at least she will be blowing something,,,,,

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Tue 09/09/08 08:02 AM


Ilovemusic4ever Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 2740	Tue 09/09/08 08:06 AM


Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Tue 09/09/08 08:08 AM
at least she will be blowing something,,,,, Ya my fantisies!!!!

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Tue 09/09/08 10:47 AM
boy can you imagine how XRATED those fanatsies are

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 09/09/08 10:49 AM
yeah nothing like the sound of rubber bending all around ya, and the smell of it after the deed,,,,

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Tue 09/09/08 10:50 AM
if you infate her properly she won't bend all that much

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Tue 09/09/08 10:52 AM
but then you get kinda flat lay,, and no one likes someone who deflates during the deed

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