Topic: My neighbor, the pig | |
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My neighbor the pig
In his dirty house of twigs I hear him eat all the time living in his excrement like swine His mud over flows into my yard as the wind blows I am just a lone wolf Yelling at him I huff and I puff I wouldn't eat you little pig You smell just like your sh1t The cheese you eat has made you big But I am angry just not throwing a fit clean up the yard were forced to share It looks like a diarrhea war zone I'll grab your chin and pull out that hair I just wish this lone wolf could be left alone My neighbor the pig with canckles for legs Eats his weight in slop Not as high class as the other pig the cop It's brown and red all on the ground Around me sh1tting where you eat is not allowed I am afraid your carelessness will give me disease I'm already itchy from your fleas My neighbor the pig Wants to talk to me I hide behind my wig Tries to sell me his stuff To buy more meat for his face to stuff His fridge is full of his dead friends Whose lives came to untimely ends And I the wolf am supposed to be The monster but it isn't me |
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this guy sounds nasty... does he sh*t in the yard or something??? eeewwwww!
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i take it you dont like him lol
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I hate this guy
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