Topic: How to lose a date in the first hour. | |
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Can you think of a reason why you would cut the date very short?
I'd say if she brought chaperons would be one! |
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1- If she turned out to really be a guy
2- If she smoked |
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1- If she turned out to really be a guy 2- If she smoked |
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My friend cut the date REALLY short on the weekend. Her and her date when to a pub to have a drink and get a bite to eat. He went out for a smoke, and he was taking a long time, so she looked out the window to see him peeing in the flower bed.
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If he was an ax-murderer.
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Hey Peccy , you have a pretty growth on your shoulder. You should have that looked at.
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If he was an ax-murderer. |
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Hey Peccy , you have a pretty growth on your shoulder. You should have that looked at. |
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Lack of good conversation or interest!!
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Hey Peccy , you have a pretty growth on your shoulder. You should have that looked at. |
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If she refused to pay her 50% of the motel room.
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If she refused to pay her 50% of the motel room. |
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I had this one girl show up to this sports bar in a prom dress (I swear). She suggested the place. And it was right in the middle of us. It is a Sports Bar though. I thought it was a great place to sit back with a couple drinks and get to know each other. Yet she showed up in a prom dress. Needless to say, she had other issues too, that date was cut REAL short.
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I had this one girl show up to this sports bar in a prom dress (I swear). She suggested the place. And it was right in the middle of us. It is a Sports Bar though. I thought it was a great place to sit back with a couple drinks and get to know each other. Yet she showed up in a prom dress. Needless to say, she had other issues too, that date was cut REAL short. |
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I had this one girl show up to this sports bar in a prom dress (I swear). She suggested the place. And it was right in the middle of us. It is a Sports Bar though. I thought it was a great place to sit back with a couple drinks and get to know each other. Yet she showed up in a prom dress. Needless to say, she had other issues too, that date was cut REAL short. Maybe it was laundry day and she had nothing else to wear? Just kidding. That's um, weird. |
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If she gags on a straw :D
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I had this one girl show up to this sports bar in a prom dress (I swear). She suggested the place. And it was right in the middle of us. It is a Sports Bar though. I thought it was a great place to sit back with a couple drinks and get to know each other. Yet she showed up in a prom dress. Needless to say, she had other issues too, that date was cut REAL short. I wondered about that too. |
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When I haVe to pay for eVerything!
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I had this one girl show up to this sports bar in a prom dress (I swear). She suggested the place. And it was right in the middle of us. It is a Sports Bar though. I thought it was a great place to sit back with a couple drinks and get to know each other. Yet she showed up in a prom dress. Needless to say, she had other issues too, that date was cut REAL short. She was multi-tasking or speed-dating |
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Had one talking about marriage.... and not kidding about it... Cut that one a bit short.
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