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lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:14 PM

I've walked into a couple of sliding glass door's.......was good for a laugh anyway.


I have done that many times

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:16 PM
Edited by lovemeifyoucan26 on Sat 09/06/08 09:18 PM



Stupid thing I have done? Yea I am with Pat on this one. Get married. Stupid thing i have seen? Somebody sh!iting on the floor of a restaurant.


Thanks for the encouragement...I havent ever married as of yet...

one of my worst is trying to show off in my turck when it was raining...fish tailed a corner on purpose...without thinking, i used the brake to try to control the slide....and slid right into the ditch....fortunately the car i was showing off for spun a 360 around the next curve..


It is a TRAP I tell yea a TRAP! laugh

I have to say, I will live with a guy but never will I walk down that aisle again!noway


how will you get your food if you don't walk down the aisles?
HA HA HA HA...yeah, ok that wasn't so funny..lol;)

whispertoascream's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:17 PM




Stupid thing I have done? Yea I am with Pat on this one. Get married. Stupid thing i have seen? Somebody sh!iting on the floor of a restaurant.


Thanks for the encouragement...I havent ever married as of yet...

one of my worst is trying to show off in my turck when it was raining...fish tailed a corner on purpose...without thinking, i used the brake to try to control the slide....and slid right into the ditch....fortunately the car i was showing off for spun a 360 around the next curve..


It is a TRAP I tell yea a TRAP! laugh

I have to say, I will live with a guy but never will I walk down that aisle again!noway



what

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:20 PM

i was trying to impress this girl i had met. i had made i small lunch and took her out on the lake in a rowboat. we were having a great time till i decided to show off while opening two pop bottles. i hooked the caps together and went to pull to get the caps off and ended up busting her in the mouth with the bottom of one of the bottles and knocking her right out of the boat, splitting her lip and loosening her two front teeth


love at first sight?

usernamefayou's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:20 PM
When I was younger, I hopped in the car and opened up the garage door...threw it in reverse...wham I knock my dad's Escort clean off the ramps right behind me. Luckily, he wasn't underneath there at that stage of the oil change.

tngxl65's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:21 PM

Had someone ask the elevation while on a boat in the Pacific.laugh laugh


That's when you get out a tape measure and measure up from the water line and say "about 7 feet 4 inches"

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:22 PM

When I was younger, I hopped in the car and opened up the garage door...threw it in reverse...wham I knock my dad's Escort clean off the ramps right behind me. Luckily, he wasn't underneath there at that stage of the oil change.


bet he was happy with you about that?

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:23 PM
my dad told me to bring him the "oil/water" converter off of his car..i was 13...spent 4 hours looking for it

usernamefayou's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:24 PM


When I was younger, I hopped in the car and opened up the garage door...threw it in reverse...wham I knock my dad's Escort clean off the ramps right behind me. Luckily, he wasn't underneath there at that stage of the oil change.


bet he was happy with you about that?


One would think he was gone with the empty space, or at least keep the door open to drive it back in right away. Silly me.

IMAGR81's photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:36 PM
Ahhh the stupid things in life are free....

I would have to say Monday and Tuesday of this week was the stupidest I have been.

I am pretty sure it was because all my judgement left the building and that left me with... well stupidity.

It has taken all week to fix it. LOL

no photo
Sat 09/06/08 09:44 PM


Had someone ask the elevation while on a boat in the Pacific.laugh laugh


That's when you get out a tape measure and measure up from the water line and say "about 7 feet 4 inches"


Naw, just looked out and said about six feet for now.Wait Eight! No, five! laugh

cottonelle's photo
Sun 09/07/08 11:06 AM


i was trying to impress this girl i had met. i had made i small lunch and took her out on the lake in a rowboat. we were having a great time till i decided to show off while opening two pop bottles. i hooked the caps together and went to pull to get the caps off and ended up busting her in the mouth with the bottom of one of the bottles and knocking her right out of the boat, splitting her lip and loosening her two front teeth


love at first sight?

we did end up having a kid together....go figure...lol

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sun 09/07/08 05:56 PM



i was trying to impress this girl i had met. i had made i small lunch and took her out on the lake in a rowboat. we were having a great time till i decided to show off while opening two pop bottles. i hooked the caps together and went to pull to get the caps off and ended up busting her in the mouth with the bottom of one of the bottles and knocking her right out of the boat, splitting her lip and loosening her two front teeth


Stranger things have happened...lol
love at first sight?

we did end up having a kid together....go figure...lol

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Sun 09/07/08 06:44 PM


I've walked into a couple of sliding glass door's.......was good for a laugh anyway.


I have done that many times


Once was enough for me!
laugh

Riding_Dubz's photo
Sun 09/07/08 06:46 PM

I've walked into a couple of sliding glass door's.......was good for a laugh anyway.


i've done that, and actually broke the door,

slaphead slaphead

Fade2Black's photo
Sun 09/07/08 06:48 PM

A few weeks ago a mother took her kids hiking in a park that is noted as bear territory. They got between a mother bear and her cubs. Typical result as the bear ripped into the mother.

Stupidity tends to weed itself out in nature.

The bear has since been shot down, and the cubs sent off to animal habitats somewhere.
indifferent



That's horrible :cry: Poor bears ...

njmom05's photo
Sun 09/07/08 06:49 PM
When I was smaller, my mom and I were in the grocery store and she asked me to go to the next aisle and get her some marischino cherries, when I went to the other aisle, I yelled out to her that I found the "marijuana cherries!" I thought she was going to kill me.

lovemeifyoucan26's photo
Sun 09/07/08 08:18 PM

Stupid things...
people do stupid stuff all the time..
what are some of the stupid things you have done, or that you've seen someone do?



when I was about 10-11, my dad was hanging a new shelf in the bathroom.
I came to see what he was doing, and when I saw that he was using tools, I said, "can I help screw it up?"
He said," NO, I can do a good job of that on my own."

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