Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 109 | |
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Hello Lisa
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
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Wed 09/10/08 12:40 PM
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APPLE announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play
music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on the cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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Does your new AVG take like 5hrs to run a scan?? ![]() mine takes 3 an a bit hours ![]() |
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Dear diary, its day number eleventeen straight at work. Ugh. Its my birthday and it started with a migraine. Eyes swollen shut. Ground pounder headache. Took a B12, a codiene, a pure naproxen, and ketamine horse tranquilizer. I can see now at least. Ground pounder goin away. Might be able to make it thru the day.
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Dear diary, besides the age milestone I have reached I have also reached another milestone. My truck turned another one million miles today without an accident or a ticket. In 16 years I have driven 2.8 million miles in a truck. 195,000 miles in my cars, and 65,000 miles on motorcycles. That's a f*cking lotta miles! A rolling stone gathers no moss or herpes.
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Edited by
catchme_ifucan
on
Wed 09/10/08 12:53 PM
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Hi Biker
Try mineral ice on your forehead,temples & neck. Happy birthday! ![]() |
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Dear Diary;
Been awhile since i posted eh? mwahahahah. Anyway, its off work! |
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Ssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Be vewy vewy quiet......... Im hunting for wabbits!!! ![]() |
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ok............
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2 ![]() |
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ok............ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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ok............ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can read your mail but NOT respond!?!?!?!? wtf is goin on this time jeeez this place is cheezy...oh an now the IM comes on an the screen freezes for a minute **** OFF!!!Pringle2 ![]() ![]() ![]() Bug's ![]() |
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ha I should open up my own website!!!
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() sign me up !! ![]() |
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It may cost you.............
1200 rupies!!!! ![]() ![]() |
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Actually Ive had my own chatrooms before but I dont think I can do it with cable.........gotta have high speed.......and this is medium speed???? piece of crap speed????
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GYPSY'S HOUSE OF CABANA BOYZZZZZZZZZZ!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fun as not getting your mail getting the black screen of lockup Im's that don't work and the crazy fish men looking at you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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high speed light........what a bunch of fhjkdsfhjkasdhjkasdhjaksd!!!!
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I wanna see a MERMAN
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