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| Topic: why do you think ur single?? - part 2 | |
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I think I am single because I attract the looney's that want to demand you call their toll free number and say they are so dissappointed that you didn't take them serious because you are not willing to drive half the length of the continent to meet them "half way" for a first date. Yeesh!
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By fat chic’s...I mean Sea World Class Girls.. the kind that would make SHAMOOO!!!! HOOOOOORNEY. You know the kind of women that you wouldn’t let through the door if you operated a buffet style restaurant. Now ladies with a little extra meat on the bones are the best in all around fun...I don’t like women who get naked and you can see their chest bones. That sick!!!!!!!!!!! Ok.. now you've looked at my profile at least 4 times today.. what exactally does it say or imply that my feelings are about Porn?    
I had to go back to your profile and actually read it ...the last four times I went ...I just kept looking at that picture of you in the mirror. You have a nice shape and a pretty face and A REALY HUGE brain apparently...but I did not read anything concerning Pornography. I have a huge library of midget porn that I just wrote a thesis on and I would be happy to loan out some of the "better" material to help you with any questions you may have concerning the mating habits of our societies...smaller members. LUV YA... |
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Most of the good ones live 1000 miles away I'm not that far away...geeeezzzzz! 
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you need to stop lookin at my butt
 ... and read this excerpt copied right from my profile...
If you have addiction problems or like porn... keep lookin. And thanks for the compliments. I'm graduating with my MA in December and going back for my Phd in two years.
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can. 
I've done this before. I guess you could call me an expert...so, how did you like my reply? |
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WELL THE 1st REASON IM SINGLE IS THAT MY X WIFE WANTED A DIVORCE AND I DIDNT.
THE 2nd REASON IS THAT IM ALMOST 47 WITH A 6 YR OLD I COULD GO ON BUT THEN ILL NEVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH ANYONE
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you need to stop lookin at my butt ... and read this excerpt copied right from my profile...
If you have addiction problems or like porn... keep lookin. And thanks for the compliments. I'm graduating with my MA in December and going back for my Phd in two years.
What? Couples turn porn on during sex every now and then ...It helps spice things up. By the By, I’m only addicted to two things: Coffee and chicks with hot rear ends. I am a butt man yes.... in deed -eeeey |
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can.
I've done this before. I guess you could call me an expert...so, how did you like my reply? <-----huge fan of midget porn. 
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Fetts hun...
Your just single cause you can't see the forest for the trees....  
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Fetts hun...
Your just single cause you can't see the forest for the trees....
I CAN SEE THE FOREST, I JUST KEEP RUNNIN INTO THE TREES.....LOL |
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Most of the good ones live 1000 miles away I'm not that far away...geeeezzzzz!
Hey BEAUTIFUL!!!...Whats Happ-ninnnn? Hope you are feeling better. |
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can.
I've done this before. I guess you could call me an expert...so, how did you like my reply? <-----huge fan of midget porn.
Nice ...right?
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Fetts hun...
Your just single cause you can't see the forest for the trees....
I CAN SEE THE FOREST, I JUST KEEP RUNNIN INTO THE TREES.....LOL I hear ya....
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can.
I've done this before. I guess you could call me an expert...so, how did you like my reply? <-----huge fan of midget porn.
I like you. You wouldn’t happen to have a nice rear end would you? I have to go look at your profile now. I will be back. |
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Fetts hun...
Your just single cause you can't see the forest for the trees....
I've seen a lot of BUSHES....oooooooh my God that was too easy..... |
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pssst.....goalltheway......just get out now while you still can.
I've done this before. I guess you could call me an expert...so, how did you like my reply? <-----huge fan of midget porn.
I like you. You wouldn’t happen to have a nice rear end would you? I have to go look at your profile now. I will be back. It's one of my best attributes. |
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Most of the good ones live 1000 miles away I'm not that far away...geeeezzzzz!
Hey BEAUTIFUL!!!...Whats Happ-ninnnn? Hope you are feeling better. Hey love!! I am feeling A LOT better thank you 
I see you're still causing trouble lol |
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Most of the good ones live 1000 miles away I'm not that far away...geeeezzzzz!
Hey BEAUTIFUL!!!...Whats Happ-ninnnn? Hope you are feeling better. Hey love!! I am feeling A LOT better thank you
I see you're still causing trouble lol Yes Mame, call me when the street lights come on or when it's time for dinner..ok? |
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Ok but you better come the first call..
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Well let's see, I'm cute, I'm funny, I'm charming. hmmm beats the **** outta me why lmaooo
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