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Topic: 18 days......
Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:05 AM
Only 18 days... I can't wait either. I'm so excited to hear about it! The suspense is killing me. Gotta be a date! You think I'd wait 18 days for a date and be excited about it? Honey, please.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 09/05/08 08:06 AM
Only 18 days... I can't wait either. I'm so excited to hear about it! The suspense is killing me. ... Hmm 18 days. Lemme guess you're giving up being anal retentive and you're actually gonna fart? Only thing I could come up with. Or a court date for D& DO.

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 09/05/08 08:07 AM
Only 18 days... I can't wait either. I'm so excited to hear about it! The suspense is killing me. Gotta be a date! You think I'd wait 18 days for a date and be excited about it? Honey, please..... ohh, I forgot you were LILY! probably some man burning ceremony

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Fri 09/05/08 08:08 AM
Your monthly friend?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 09/05/08 08:08 AM
Boob reduction? You're neighbor is moving. He was a boob.

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 09/05/08 08:10 AM
ok, one...but you wold have to buy it and take me to dinner. which is exactly why I don't date women.... just WHO do you date??? HA!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:10 AM
Only 18 days... I can't wait either. I'm so excited to hear about it! The suspense is killing me. ... Hmm 18 days. Lemme guess you're giving up being anal retentive and you're actually gonna fart? Only thing I could come up with. Or a court date for D& DO. No way I don't get into trouble with the law, I got too much to lose only Mingle law... I got too much to lose in life... I fart all the time, it makes my daughter giggle...

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:11 AM
Your monthly friend? Don't have the parts for that anymore...

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:11 AM
ok, one...but you wold have to buy it and take me to dinner. which is exactly why I don't date women.... just WHO do you date??? HA! Pretty much jackasses and morons thus far.... well since my seperation that is...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 09/05/08 08:11 AM
You finally published your book 'How blondes count to ten'.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:13 AM
Boob reduction? You're neighbor is moving. He was a boob. No my neighbors are awesome... but I would love a breast reduction... You hear of those women who con a man to get them bigger ones, do you think I could con a man into getting me smaller ones?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 09/05/08 08:14 AM
Appointment at your local repair shop to change the air in your tires and replace your muffler bearings?

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Fri 09/05/08 08:14 AM
If you offer to give me what you take out and I curtsey real sweet, it is highly possible. He can call it a charitable act and write it off on his taxes. Win win....

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:15 AM
You finally published your book 'How blondes count to ten'. actually the one I am working on now is called "Diary of a chronic malcontent"

ahuhalicious Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 995	Fri 09/05/08 08:15 AM
ok, one...but you wold have to buy it and take me to dinner. which is exactly why I don't date women.... just WHO do you date??? HA! Pretty much jackasses and morons thus far.... well since my seperation that is... ahhh so your divorce will be final in 18 days:D

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:16 AM
Appointment at your local repair shop to change the air in your tires and replace your muffler bearings? silly silly... I read that and thought "mufflers don't have bearings" skipped right over the changing the air part....ADD I am...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 09/05/08 08:17 AM
You're finally getting indoor plumbing? And they are removing that outhouse out of your driveway?

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Fri 09/05/08 08:17 AM
ok, one...but you wold have to buy it and take me to dinner. which is exactly why I don't date women.... just WHO do you date??? HA! Pretty much jackasses and morons thus far.... well since my seperation that is... That explains alot {{{{{LILY}}}}}}

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Fri 09/05/08 08:18 AM
ahhh so your divorce will be final in 18 days:D God I wish, it's been 4 years...but won't be final quite yet...

DirkGently Joined Sun 06/22/08 Posts: 1252	Fri 09/05/08 08:18 AM
Boob reduction? You're neighbor is moving. He was a boob. No my neighbors are awesome... but I would love a breast reduction... You hear of those women who con a man to get them bigger ones, do you think I could con a man into getting me smaller ones? not me. not that you asked.