...Zombies roamed the Earth??? I still think you all are shy b@st@rds!!!

i'd probably throw hard candies at small children. and then laugh as they're eaten by zombies.

Brains!

they just wanna watch the freak show not join it

I have nightmares about that all the time. Shoot em' in the head.

Lets Killl some Zombies


http://www.freearcade.com/BoxheadTheZombieWars.flash/BoxheadTheZombieWars.html

If Zombies rose I would head straight to L.A., which would be the safest place as from what I hear no one has any brains there.

zombies zombies kill the zombies call the national guard uh oh no there zombies tooooooooo uhuh uh what should we do

turn into a flesh devouring agent of death and scavenge the souls of any who deare offend my friends!!


bwahahahahaha

If you've never seen a zombie, here's a trick:

Give 'em some cross-bred first-generation pot (which is a No-No), and watch them cease to move.

Put up signs, "Go this way--->>" which lead to the cemetery, an incinerator, a log chipper, or to your ex's house.

Definitely don't feed em!

Have you been to Illinois? That's where they are now.

Well they must have escaped to Ohio then Lex.... I see them all around here.

I love zombie movies and my friend and I decided to build a hover craft with a helicopter to come back down for supplies and to pick up our friends.... We'll be fine once the hover craft is built.

I used to live there, and that's why I left!!!

well since my favorite genre of horror movies is zombie movies....id have to find some ppl (who havent been bitten( and go to the mall like in dawn of the dead....and wait it out....and play kill the zombie celebrity look=a-like game....thats where u give a name of a famous person to the guy on the building across the street and see if he can figure iut which zombie im talkin about

....hey whoa wait a second i live in illinois dammit!

According to the tenets of Vodou, a dead person can be revived by a bokor or Voodoo sorcerer. Zombies remain under the control of the bokor since they have no will of their own. "Zombi" is also another name of the Vodou snake god Damballah Wedo, of Niger-Congo origin; it is akin to the Kongo word nzambi, which means "god". There also exists within the voudon tradition the zombi astral which is a human soul that is captured by a bokor and used to enhance the bokor's power.

In 1937, while researching folklore in Haiti, Zora Neale Hurston encountered the case of Felicia Felix-Mentor, who had died and been buried in 1907 at the age of 29. Hurston pursued rumors that the affected persons were given powerful drugs, but she was unable to locate individuals willing to offer much information. She wrote:

“ What is more, if science ever gets to the bottom of Voodoo in Haiti and Africa, it will be found that some important medical secrets, still unknown to medical science, give it its power, rather than gestures of ceremony.[4] ”

Several decades later, Wade Davis, a Harvard ethnobotanist, presented a pharmacological case for zombies in two books, The Serpent and the Rainbow (1985) and Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie (1988). Davis traveled to Haiti in 1982 and, as a result of his investigations, claimed that a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being entered into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre (French: 'powder strike'), includes tetrodotoxin (TTX), the poison found in fugu. The second powder is composed of dissociatives such as datura. Together, these powders were said to induce a death-like state in which the victim's will would be entirely subject to that of the bokor. Davis also popularized the story of Clairvius Narcisse, who was claimed to have succumbed to this practice. There is wide belief among the Haitian people of the existence of the "zombie drug".[citation needed]

Symptoms of TTX poisoning range from numbness and nausea to paralysis, unconsciousness, and death, but do not include a stiffened gait or a deathlike trance. According to neurologist Terence Hines, the scientific community dismisses tetrodotoxin as the cause of this state, and Davis' assessment of the nature of the reports of Haitian Zombies is overly credulous.[5]

Others[who?] have discussed the contribution of the victim's own belief system, possibly leading to compliance with the attacker's will, causing psychogenic ("quasi-hysterical") amnesia, catatonia, or other psychological disorders, which are later misinterpreted as a return from the dead. Scottish psychiatrist R. D. Laing further highlighted the link between social and cultural expectations and compulsion, in the context of schizophrenia and other mental illness, suggesting that schizogenesis may account for some of the psychological aspects of zombification.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombies

like in "weekend at bernie's'!!!!