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I'm trying to convince my phone to get serious but all it wants is Phone
sex.....Is that a bad thing? If so how do I change it's mind? |
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 OMG Give me it's # and I'll um talk to it
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What you have to do is sit it down and tell it if it doesnt give you
some real sex your gonna hook up with this fax machine youve noticed at work. Jelousy works everytime |
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Maybe it would be more into it if you promised some three-way
calling.... |
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LMAO w/Drox!!!
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That's why it won't commit, it's afraid it'll come home some day and
find you screwing the toaster. |
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Good idea Lex..... A 3-Way, hummmmm I might finally get it
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Now there is a idea. Some conference calling maybe just what the
operator ordered |
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No way Song! You're not getting the number, I've heard about you...Once
you get PhoneoFreaky with it I'll never get it straightened out! It'll want to call you every night 
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You could offer to charge it up and while you are "snuggling" with it
you could watch the famous porn movie "Razr Does Dallas." Might get it in the mood. |
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Tell your phone if it doesn't straighten up and fly right, that you're
gonna let your fingers do the "walking," IF ya know what I mean... |
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threaten to get a hands free replacment..that'll teach it
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if a phone only wants phone sex maybe you shold push the following
buttons in order 911 and explain that to the person that answer the phone. Just follow their instructions explicitely and your problem will be resolved in no time. LOL |
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I'm trying to convince my phone to get serious but all it wants is Phone sex.....Is that a bad thing? If so how do I change it's mind? thats funny |
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