Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.

You WON'T seecutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person

who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only YOU can feel the true warmth.

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Try sending this to 10 of your closest friends,

Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of

4!

I received this in email and thought it was so cute...Thank you